The All New Blue Milk Bar

*finti closes the hot water supplies*😈

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Well, that's what you get for sleeping on the job. 😂

Wow, I can't believe I've never even posted at this topic! You are still serving food here aren't you?

*grabs queeq by the scruff of the neck and lifts him out of the shower.*

Come on, leave some hot water for the rest of us!

phew, this topic has the most posts I've ever seen in my life!!

Well it's the story, of a man named queeq who had a very busy blue milk bar....

Yes, stranger. The busiest place this side of Mos Leche.

Gundy will make you some chicken when she comes in. For our 1000th customer, it's all you can eat, DD.

*RC emerges from shower with a towel around his waist*

See, no hot water! TYPICAL!

*finti turns on the supplies of hot water* still😈

Oh, ok then.

*RC sheepishly walks back into the shower room.*

Aha, so it was finti. No free drinks today for you. 😂

Oh and RC. This is my bar and that is my shower in my office. Restricted access only, for Chaos and Mayhem only. You're welcome to use the shower, but you could ask. I still have some soap left behind my left ear, so hurry please. 🙂

It's OK, I'll deal with the power behind the throne.... Gundy, for you.

*Presents Gundy with a dozen blood red roses.*

Thanks for the use of the shower.

*Flicks a dime at queeq*

Sorry about the mess, you know where the mop is.

How rude...

So why is mayhem better than chaos all of a sudden? That was MY shower, remember...

*picks up the mop and mumbles: the customer is always right, yeah sure, just wait till my tommy blaster is fixed*

OK, look in a mirror then look at Mayhem. I think the answer is clear. 😂 😉

Roses for ME ??????? Oh, RC, you are just soooooooooooo sweeeeeeeeeet......(Gundark hands RC heated towels and a fluffy robe) Here you are, handsome. Want to use queeq's blow dryer ? I'm sure he won't mind.

*opens the door to the street*

Now look, here, old chap. You can harass me anywhere out there you want, but I'm still the patron and host of the bar you're in. And since you have not been drinking very much lately, I wonder if that's all you come here for.

*thinks for a second: "Oh wait a minute, it's working. He's turning into another Padawan Chaos, slowly but surely he's turning to the Dark Side, hehehehe*

Another drink, RC? It's on the house.

queeq, I would follow you to the ends of the earth.

Just so I could watch you fall off..... 😂

Hmmmmm.....I thought I was supposed to throw him off. Now am I supposed to get my hand chopped off first or my ears pulled off ?? Where's the script ??? Where's my chair with my name on it ????? Where's my manager ????? I CAN'T WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS !!!!!!!! 😂 😂

*runs past RC and into the shower*
I'M NEXT!!! 😂
*slams shower door shut behind her*