The All New Blue Milk Bar

Hmmmmm, Dim I think you were a little hard on him.

*sees a bright light rising over the Elysian fields*

queeq abides... but only just

Okaaaayyy, this is getting boring. Dim, hows about another dance?

(Gundark pulls out comlink and orders TooOneBee over to the bar to revive queeq) Okay, looks like the band has finished setting up. Well everyone, since my master can't seem to find a vertical position, I'll just take over for him. Ladies and gentlemen of all species, let's give a big ANBMB welcome to GREAT SPACE ACE !!!!!

*And the crowd goes wild!!!!!!!*

*drunken Twi'lek girls dance on the bar*

OK, someone better wake queeq, this is getting out of hand....

*a now drunken Dim stumbles over to queeq and shakes him*

squeeq!...wake up!!..speople are dancin and theirs neeked!
*stumbles away muttering incoherently*

Gundy, would you be a dear and brew up some of that nice, strong, Sullstian coffee.

*Picks Dim up on shoulder and carries her into the back*

**Sounds of Dim speaking to God on the great white telephone**

*whines*
but I'ma gonna putke in my haaaaaaair..

Too late.

*Pokes head round door*

Anyone got any shampoo?

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!...what did I eat!
RC! help!

Awe man, it's blue. OK, who gave her crabs??? Jeeeezz, I haven't smelt anything this bad since that failed camping trip to hoth....

*Runs out the door, returns 2 mintes later with respirator from the Jadesabre*

OK, I think we're gonna need something stronger than coffee here...

Ick!..it's still alive!!..whatever it is *blanches and passes out*

OK, she's done!!!

*Picks Dim up and carries her back into the bar. Looks around and gets an idea*

*Carries Dim over to queeqs still snoring form and lays her down on top of him*

Boy, are those two gonna have some explaining to do when they wake up!!!

*wakes up to find a snoring queeq beside her*

Hi sqeeeq...hmmm
*grabs a marker off the floor and draws little flowers on queeq's forehead and nose*

OK, I think that's enough!

*Scoops Dim up and carries her out the door, stopping to grab a LARGE poy of coffee on the way.*

I think there's a berth in the Jadesabre with you name on it...

*frowns*

but...I don't wanna sleep..I wanna play with your rocket launcher....pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

You can launch rockets later, right now I don't think you're in a state to play with anything that's likely to shoot anything anywhere.

But I like to make things shoot off..I bet you do to...come on!..I wanna play!...and I want some coffee too!