EJ's Been Dissed

Guess what people? The one girl I really like...the one I opened my heart to and said all of this insaine, mushy stuff to, dumped me for another guy...I feel so used. I'm going to go into a corner and cry. 🙁

don't worry big guy, there's lots of other fish in the universe

I think you mean Dissed.....

Awww, dude I was ready to give you all my best lines as well. 😂

She isn`t good enough for you then EJ! Go to a pub, bar club,wathever, and have a blast. Always someone out there for ya!!!

Yeah, but just remember, you have to stay on those non-alcholic beverages.

Why`s that?

B/C I'm still underage...and there aren't many like her left. 🙁 And RC, I could still use those lines.

Underage?, In Norway one can drink at the age of 18, that means you can buy it by then. They start of much earlier though. How old are you EJ, and you`ll get around and you will find out there are many like her. Belive me on this one. It might not feel like it right now, but you`ll see one day soon another girl will open your eyes. Thats kind of the spell those "creatures" have over us.

Ain't that the truth.

Well isn't this strange!? EJ the exact same thing happened to me (well kind of). But the girl who is giving me problems is going to get engaged on Valentines day even though she has said she wants out with me. Can I come round your house and we can get drunk?

I'm 17, and trust me...there are only a select few left. I feel you pain K...so who's suppling the vodka? 😂

I'll bring whiskey! Never tasted it but now seems like a good time. If fact I don't drink(until now).

I'll right...hopefully that will do.

Drowning your sorrows aye boys, well good luck to you.

Don't worry about it guys..just heal your hearts and rest assured that women don't even start to get interesting until they're atleast 25...It'll get better, I promise.

And the women get better at 25 too....

Come over here. In Holland you can buy beer from 16 years of age. In the supermarket. And next door you can get your drugs. All that will make all your worries go away.

Yeah, great, that will help.

*shakes head in disbelief.*

Well, it will. For the first week to absorb the first shock.

Yeah, I've been to Holland onc, got drunk, had the hangover, got drunk again, puked in the gutter, had the hangover..

You get the idea.