okay here are some of mine. 1)"Just when you thought I was normal, I went and proved you wrong. 2) "Oh, isn't that sweet, she thouth I cared" 3)"Hockey is not a stupid sport. It involves more thinking than you've ever done in you life. You have to think when if you're going to shoot or pass? if you need a rest ahead of time and when you're going to check. You also..." stops b/c person's mind is blown. 4)"It's not about you. It's about the chicken, Now go get me some."