Fav simpsons episode and quote

hahahha, oh yeah.

i like the one done in the style of vh1 behind the music... it was called behing the laughs.

I love the x-files ep too chico. and BF that scene where Mulder flips the idea is my favourite!😄 that and scully making homer do all those test. she is like all his fat is so hipnotic!😛
and when mulder is in is speech! lol
love that one!

Its a classic no doubt. I had some time to think about it and I must include the episode when Homer coaches bart's football team that was so funny. Your cut. your cut. your cut. cut cut.

the one when they go to new york is great too.

wiggam and quimby argue over who is officially in charge of the monorail event. wiggam says
"you don't want to mess with me, quimby, I got photographs"
and Diamond Joe replies
"don't you threaten me...that coulda been anyones ass!!!"

i like a lot of them, too. the first one that came to mind, though, was the episode where they installed a system into their house to make it "smart". it has pierce brosnan's voice.

Originally posted by chico23
Its a classic no doubt. I had some time to think about it and I must include the episode when Homer coaches bart's football team that was so funny. Your cut. your cut. your cut. cut cut.

Here's the part I was talking about.

Good practice, kids. Now its time for the easiest part of any coach's job.
The cuts. Although I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut alot of you. Wendell is cut. Rudy is cut. Janey, you're gone. Steven, I
like your hussle [Steven smiles]. Thats why it was so hard to cut you
[Steven's smile drops]. Congratulations, the rest of you made the team!
[random sighs of relief] Except you, you and you.

Did I just Quote myself? That is so wrong on so many levels. hehe

😂

What about the episode when HOmer catches Abu cheating...actually how come he has children that have been born and can now talk but the Simpsons kids still havent gone up a grade in school and Maggie still hasnt said a great deal...

Originally posted by chico23
Here's the part I was talking about.

Good practice, kids. Now its time for the easiest part of any coach's job.
The cuts. Although I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut alot of you. Wendell is cut. Rudy is cut. Janey, you're gone. Steven, I
like your hussle [Steven smiles]. Thats why it was so hard to cut you
[Steven's smile drops]. Congratulations, the rest of you made the team!
[random sighs of relief] Except you, you and you.

Did I just Quote myself? That is so wrong on so many levels. hehe

favourite episode: when they move to Cypress Creek and Homer works for Hank Scorpio. i think its called 'You Only Move Twice'

Best.Episode.Ever.

favourite quote: 'As a matter of fact, i didnt even give you my coat!'

I dont think there can be a best episode ever, the quality has always been high, and whilst some are better than others the point is they are all great and there would be an awful fight for the top slot...

all Ralph quotes are CLASSICS...

"Miss Hoover, my worm went in my mouth and then I ate it..."
"The doctor said I wouldnt get so many nosebleeds if i kept my finger outta ther..."
"the pointy kitty took it!"
"i bent my wookie..."

HE is his fathers son...

"I'm too frightened even to wet my pants!"
"relax son, it'll come..."

Ahhh. The Simpsons is the best TV show

All the quotes here are good and it's hard to think of them.

This isn't the best quote, but still good...
When Marge tells Homer not to stalk Lenny & Carl. Homer says he won't and when asked where he is going he says that he's going to "stalk Lenny and Carl" while trying to lie.

He then has to join The Simpsons club at the end.

To many to count! 😂 Probably any quote from homer or Bart! 😂

"To start press any key"
Where's the anykey??

I love this thread make me 😂