I think my fave is the episode with the chilli cook-off, partly because of Homers girly winge "...I'm missing the cook off....", or maybe even Lenny's quote about Homers wooden chilli spoon, "...I heard he carved it..... from a bigger spoon...", but most likely its the bad acid trip that Homer takes from eating the chilli.
Very funny, with some good insight's for those that know.
Flanders is funny. I always like the episode when they rebuild flanders house and he finally can't take it anymore and goes off as only flanders can.
Calmdown, Neddily-diddily-diddily-diddily-diddily...they did their best...shoddily-iddily-iddily-diddily...gotta be nice hostility-ilitity-bility-dility..Aw, hell diddily-ding-dong crap! Can't you morons do anything right?
(The crowd gasps)
Marge : Ned, we meant well and everyone here tried their best!
" Well my family and I can't live in good intentions, Marge! Oh, your family is out of control but we can't blame you because you've got gooood intentions!
Bart : Hey, back off, man!
"Oh, Okay, duuude! I wouldn't want you to have a cow, maaan! Here's a catch-phrase you better learn for your adult years 'hey buddy, got a quarter?' "
(crowd gasps again)
Bart : I am shocked and appaulled.