This little five year old kid needs to be slapped. I shot a parade for the news a while back and this little five year old devil in disguise starts throwing those little snapper fire work things at my video camera. I said, "Hey, could you please not do that?" He continued throwing them at me and they kept popping right in my face. I looked around and didn't see any parent or anything watching the little son of a crack fiend. I asked him to stop one more time, which he didn't, so I leaned down and said to him, "thanks a lot you little f*cking a**hole." Serious! To a little five year old kid I said this. Then I crossed the street and shot the parade from the other side. That kid needed to be slapped.