Happy Birthday Dim

It is! They just have lots of thorns. 😂

queeq out

Ouch ! If its not flying monkeys, its thorns !!! 😂

With me, never a dull moment. 😱

queeq out

Actually I thought everything about you was dull. 😂

Ouch..it's getting a little hostle in here...🙁

*queeq invites RC to lie down on the sofa*

So, tell me about your childhood....

queeq out

Hmmmm. I thought you'd already made your assumptions about me....

Paging dr. queeq, paging dr. queeq. Dr. queeq will you please pick up the white courtesy phone, Dim is on the line.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIM!!!

*still waiting on hold*
I really hate this music...

THANKS XIZ!!! 😂

Just hangin' on the telephone!

RC, I never make any assumptions about anyone. Only jokes.
Will you excuse me, the phone is ringing.

*picks up phone*
Dr. queeq here!
Dim? I told you never to call me on this number. 😉

queeq out

(Gundark in her operator's voice) paging dr. queeq, paging dr. queeq, please pick up the RED courtesy phone, its the Emporer.

*picks up red phone as well*

What is thy bidding, my master?

queeq out

(Gundark uses her best emporer's voice) "There is a great disturbance in the force. We have a new enemy...the flying monkeys...get over here and clean up this poodoo thats all over the throne room. Yeecchhh." 😂

If they can be turned they would great allies...

... AND THEN THEY CAN SHOVEL UP THEIR OWN CRAP, DARTH GUNDARK!!!!!!

*slams phone down and turns back to Dim on the other line*

So where were we. Oh, yes. I told you never to call me on this number.

queeq out

Need the international dailing code for that.

Gimme a 0, Gimme a 0, Gimme a 3, Gimme a oops

or

Gimme a 0, Gimme a 0, Gimme a 5, Gimme a oops, Gimme a opps

Now the flying monkeys are backing up the stormtroopers..cool. 😮‍💨

Great. Cleaning stormtrooper armours is next. Thanks, Gundy-dear.

queeq out

*sigh* Then why did you give me the number?!...and you never call...I just sit by the phone and wait for you ....I have a life too ya know...*mumbles incessantly to herself*