Happy Birthday Dim

Started by Gundark6 pages

DD is my dream chicken. (Gundark bats her eyelashes, makes clucking noises) 😂

Ok, let's cut with the male bonding and get on with some chicken bonding!!!!

CLUCK CLUCK!!! 😉

Nice tag teaming there, DD.

Okay, chicken bonding.

*queeq gets out his BBQ spits*

Here Dafty Dafty Daft.

queeq out

CLUCK?????

<Daft Chicken tries to fly away, but the farmers have clipped his feathers>

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

*skips happily after DD*

Cluck cluck cluck

Here Dafty Dafty Dafty Dafty Daft. Here Dafty Dafty Dafty Dafty Daft. Here Dafty Dafty Dafty Dafty Daft.

queeq out

<Darth Daft hides behind Gundark>

Gundy! Help me please!

No Gundy, help ME!! Prepare him for dinner that is.

queeq out

(Gundark, who has cleverly managed to escape the brutal wing clipping earlier in the week, flips her cape over one shoulder and swings in past queeq, gathering DD up in a mass of warm snuggly feathers, swinging her lightsaber)

"Take that, queeq...you'll never take us alive!!!" (Gundark and DD escape to the waiting Falcon) 😂 😂

*queeq mounts 60mm blaster and shoots the Falcon's cockpit to smithereens*

Hehehehehe, come back and fight like a chicken.

queeq out

queeq, would you mind getting off of that thing, that's a rther pervert thing to do with a 60mm blaster. 😂

Errrr.... I think I have been away too long to get that, RC. Please clarify...

queeq out

I believe RC is referring to the fact that a weapon (of some magnitude) is preferably mounted ONTO a secure surface before being fired, rather than being mounted by a...person. Thats you, queeq. 😂

Aha. So by not mentioning the particular surface that I was mounting the 60mm on, RC's dirty mind started working. OK, guess I should forget the literary redundancy lessons and be more specific so some of us will not get any of their perverted minds triggered.

*rewind - queeq mounts 60mm machine gun on tripod riveted to a concrete floor, aims the visor at the Falcon's cockpit, pulls the trigger of the 60mm machine gun, a bullet leaves the barrel, flies towards the cockpit, hits the cockpit, cockpit falls apart in many tiny pieces*

Let's just hope RC does not get aroused by the word "cockpit", he might see another word besides that for a male chicken. 😂

queeq out

Ahhh, much better,

Cockpit!!! ehehehehehehe 🤣 🤣 🤣

Oh Dim.... *sigh*

queeq out

*looks sheepish*
I'm sorry...
*runs away*

Cockpit? COCKPIT! I wish i hade the fighter to have a cockpit with!!!!!😂

HUH?...that went right over my head...

I think you should close this thread due to excessive obscenity. And ban RC for a while to cool off. 😂

queeq out