Your mom is so . . .

Got any mom jokes? Here's one.

Your mom is so small, she can hang glide on a Dorito.

Your mom is so.... at my house right now 🙂

I got nothing

you're mommas so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.

Your momma's so fat she needed Texas to tan.

Yo mama so fat she uses diet soap

Yo mama is so fat she entered the fat farm and came out with a brand.

Your mom is so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo mama is so fat people thought she was an eclipse

yo mama is such a slut, she's like a bowling ball : she gets rolled, fingered, and comes back for more
(ya i know that was dirty😛)

AHHHH! SA EVIL! 😂 Nice one lol! 💃

Yo mama is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said "One person at a time"

Your mom is so fat, she has her own zip code.

Your mom is under my desk right now!

Hey let's just get off moms, okay. I just got off yours.

yo mama is like a hradware store, 10 cents a screw

Yo momma is so fat she has her own congressman

yo mama is like the village bike, everyone's had a ride

Heres one: yo mommas so fat when she takes a crap it looks like two christmas hams fightin over a milk dud

your momma's breath is so bad that it makes me wanna do a drive by with toothpaste.

yo mammas teeth are so nasty she spits chocolat milk