Your mom is so . . .

😂 🤣 😂 🍺 😂

your mamma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house 🙄

yo mommas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

Your mommas so ugly, she went to taco bell and everyone ran for the border.

your mommas so slutty, she's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.

I had one!

her shadow ways 40 pounds

your mom is sooo stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

her shadow ways 40 pounds

your momma is so ugly...... i forgot the rest. 😛

Oh, it goes like this:

Your mom is so ugly, she paid your dad for sex!

your mom is so fat, i have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

your mom is so fat, i have to slap her thigh and ride the wave.

your mom is so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street. i said"what are you doing?" she said"moving."

your mom is so fat, she has her own time zone.

Yo Moma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles cme out of her has.

yo mama is so fat, she bleed chocolate milk

huh 😬, please explain. im a bis slow today. 😛

Your mom is so fat, the local cub-scouts do sponsered walks around her.

Yo mama so fat it looks like her neck is blowing a bubble