Person above you Game!

^ needs to send some of the good stuff my way
< has his own good stuff
v wishes he had the good stuff

^ Has huge headache from bashing head.
< wishes he had his own computer.
v Wishes they had a can of chilli.

^ doesn't even have his own pc...
< mmmm chilli
v wonders out loud too often

^ farts from all the chilli
< "hmm, I wonder if I remembered to shower today."
v has a car that runs like a pool table.

^ smells bad
< drives around while swimming... wait not that kind pool huh...
v loves doing cartwheels in a skirt with no undies

^ must have seen me at the circus.
< has a cold crotch.
v uses a cheese grater to scratch poison oak rash!

^ the circus explains the smell
< cheese grater feels so good.... ouch... just lost layer of skin... thinks potato chips
V went to the circus to be the the amazing cannon ball guy... ended up cleaning the dung of elephants

^likes breaking his computer
<likes being on the computer
Vlikes stealing happy kine's computer

^ i stole my own pc! 😱
< really likes smashing my computer (which is why i stole it)
v wishes they were a dancing banana

^ love's the headbanger's ball on mtv.
< 💃
v loves 🏴‍☠️'s of the Caribbean.

^correct! (tho i still haven't seen POtC! 🙁)
<Thinks Johnny Depp & Orlando Bloom are HOOTTT!! 😍
VAgrees with me!

^ Is in love with me becuase I look just like Depp.
< Is actually a real pirate.
v Has a huge zit on their butt.

^Would like to legalize it
< Would like the very same
V Does not?

^likes Bluntman and Chronic
<me too
vsinging Mary Poppin's songs

^knows more then me
<hates Mary Poppin's
vLikes fried turkey

^ is right
< also hates Mary poppins
v needs to buy a new pencil

^kills duracell bunnies
<Yes I do need a new one
vAnger problems

^ has a pickles hanging from their left ear
< has a clone army of himself
v has a dancing monkey

^ 😈
< watches monkey dance
v should buy a stick of salami

^ performs weird experiments on yaks
< eats stick of salami
V is a mere understudy