Person above you Game!

^ made love to a corona bottle once 😱
< got his d!ck stuck in a corona bottle once! 😑
v Is a corona bottle! 😛

^ likes corona as much as me
< glad she doesnt have a dick
V better like corona too

^loves corona
<loves any beer
v loves anything

^ loves to break dance on a bed of nails
< just took a HOT shower and feels like a 1,000,000 bucks
v should grow a beard.

^Likes Shwartz
<Not gonna grow a beard
vWishes to be a pilot

^should grow beard
<ought to shave more often
vlikes dressing as Elvis

^ needs to shave
< doesnt need to shave beared since shes a feeeemale
V wants a cookie

^Put a lot of 'e' in female
<Would like a cookie
vIf says I should grow a beard will seriously regret it!!

Originally posted by DemonicGambit
^Likes Shwartz
<Not gonna grow a beard
vWishes to be a pilot

I didnt mean Shwartz as in Arnold, I mean Shwartz as in "Spaceballs"

I figured, Spaceballs is a good movie

Ok, at least you understand. 😛

^May the Scwhartz be with you
<has no Schwartz
vwishes they had Schwartz

^A woman of the world
<Doesn't really mind if I have Schwartz
vWon't say that I need to grow a beard...I hope

^ has no beard and doesnt want one I think
< doesnt feel well
V thinks Im cool

^Runs a cool bar with a pool!
<Sure from what I know ya are
vDreams of drivin' down a green road

^ who would even think of a green road/
< would be a great real life bar owner
V also thinks i am the coolest

^ is the coolest
< is the second coolest
v is the third coolest

^ once beat up old lady for a quarter
< likes orlando bloom
\/ is not as cool as me

^"so called" angel
<49.999% angel
V DEVIL 😈

^ Called me a devil
< Writing a Star Wars fan fic and a Matrix fan fic
\/ Needs medicine