I have to many to post now but I will start with this:
I once was eating at a KFC restaurant. Let me explain the layout of this place on entrance into the first door you have 2 options the enter door which leads to the line where you order, or the exit door which is the door leading out of the sit down area(where you eat your food). My friend and I stand up to leave and begin to walk out the exit door. My friend is already outside of the building holding the first door open for these 2 girls walking in. I being the nice guy 'i am decide to hold the door open also. I am smiling trying to make a good impression as they walk by giving me the - Wow you are stupid look - and continue to open the entry door and walk into the restaurant. I now relize that I had held the exit door open for them. At this point my friend is laying on his car in tears from laughing so hard and I am utterly embarassed. 😮
I can top that. I have a bit of stage fright, but when I get to it, Not anymore.
Our school has the annual "The Boomb" varity show. Me and my friends where in it. We where dancing to the "Backstreet Back" song (OH SHUT UP!) But I was so nervous that my synchronisation was soo off. And I did the reverse of what they did. If they would swing there hands to the left I would Do it to the right. IN fornt of at least 500 people. PLUS there famillies when they got the tape..... I SEIRIOUSLY still get nightmare about that. Like I have to go up on stage for something I did not even know I was doing...
Hmm...
I was doing a gig playing guitar in a packed pub, a couple of nice lasses were in the front so I was showing off a bit, as you do. My guitar lead got caught round my foot, not uncommon and usually no problem just to shake my leg to get it off. Unfortunatly this time it ended getting wrapped around my ankle, so I shook my leg some more, still it wouldn't come off. So I try to put my foot down but oh no, I had managed to get the lead wrapped round so bad that l couldn't put my foot down......
I fell over! To avoid breaking my guitar I managed to twist and land flat on my back knocking the wind out of me. When I looked over those lovely girls were p**sing them selves as was the rest of the band. 😮
I'm a little more carefull when showing off now...
When I was delivering pizza I hit the only curb marker in a motel parking lot and tore a huge hole in the oil pan on my first run out that night. Of course, if the numbers on the doors had been big enough to see I wouldn't have been driving the wrong way in the first place. Busted my oil pan and didn't even get a tip. 😒
Embarrasing moment? The other day when I posted the Babe Calender thread. Other than that, it had to be the time at the whale show at Marine World Africa USA. The ring leader guy, who stuffs dead fish in his pockets and makes the whales jump out of the water, needed an audience member to pick a number between one and ten. I wasn't paying attention (i was usually day dreaming i was spider-man, i was eleven years old). So, the guy holds the microphone up to my face and I say, "Seventeen."
hm...in the last month before highschool ended for the summer, i was dressed up in a blouse, skirt, and high-heels/sandal-ish type of shoes, and i was holding a my algebra binder, science binder, my algebra book and my purse. So then the five-minute-bell warning bell rang and i was still talking to my friends, and then one of my other friends pulled on my purse and was like "Come on Mimi we gotta go!" and i lost my balance and fell to the ground in the middle of the hallway, lol i dropped all my books and i landed on my back, it was so embarassing! 😮. then when i went to my first period class one of the guys i know thats popular, he whispered to me in the middle of class while laughing "i saw you trip this morning! haha" and i was like "Ooohh...hehe....uh...yea..i lost my balance..." and he was like "haha, that was great! That was the highlight of my morning!" and i just did a nervous chuckle and looked away 😮.
I used to dress up as a girl to get better tips. Naw, just kidding. But Super-bowl Sundays were always money. One time I missed out because I ate too many jello shots at a pre super bowl party thinking I wouldn't get hammered, you know, it's only jello (famous last words). I called in drunk. They didn't fire me because the other drivers were so happy I wasn't there i.e. they got my tips! I worked for Round Table Pizza. Round Table payed most of my college. That should say a lot. 😮💨
Embarassing moments...
Hmm...
Well, before T-Jay and I were a couple (long before) we had both gone to party of a common friend of us. My friends knew I liked him, so they decided to make a little joke. 😮
Anyway, we had danced a lot, and then it was time for the slow dances. I danced a couple of times, then sat down and chatted with a friend of mine. At this moment, Kathrine (one of my best friends) approaches. "Hey, Stella, T-Jay just asked me if you would like to dance with him!"
Yes, that was it! My dream was coming true! With a wide smile, I stood up and walked over to where he was sitting. Still smiling and ignoring his friends AND the girl that was sitting ON him (geez!) I say: "So, are we going to dance or not?"
(you can conlude I'm not the shy type 😛 )
I found out that he had never talked with Kathrine... AFTER we danced. 😮 I had never been that embarassed in my entire life!
Fortunately now he has revealed that he wanted to ask me to dance, but he hesitated... Boys... 🙄
as a young lad in the mall with my socks pulled up to my knee with the 3 red stripes at the top (it was 1983) and my short shorts and i didn't want to wear any undies (yeah i'm still a freeballer) well i has this fart that was just dying to get out and i wasn't going to hold it back... so i let out this great fart... well the problem was it wasn't a fart at all. a soupy liquid splatterd on to the floor and my sock. it also left a trail on the back of my shorts. i walked out with a shopping bag diaper... maybe thats why i do not like the mall to this day.