Originally posted by happy kine
as a young lad in the mall with my socks pulled up to my knee with the 3 red stripes at the top (it was 1983) and my short shorts and i didn't want to wear any undies (yeah i'm still a freeballer) well i has this fart that was just dying to get out and i wasn't going to hold it back... so i let out this great fart... well the problem was it wasn't a fart at all. a soupy liquid splatterd on to the floor and my sock. it also left a trail on the back of my shorts. i walked out with a shopping bag diaper... maybe thats why i do not like the mall to this day.
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Dancing Banana says, "That was money!"
Originally posted by shadow_angel
accidently tripped and fell down all 1124 flights.
i have 2...(many more, but im mentioning 2)
when i was in year 9 i was in the library on the computer. note i didnt know the bell times at my school. anyway im on and doing whatever when i suddenly notice there are only seniors in the library. and i look at my watch but i dont know what time the bell goes. so i count bak from 3 15 when it finishes and class started...half an hour ago...i frun there and everyone is staring and laughing.
and the other time, we had come back from duke of ed hiking, and i had a huge bag and i was exhausted, and i had to go to school musical practice. and then im walking up the hall, and this guy says 'hey, are those your underpants?' and points to a pair of duds behind me. they were bonds and i was like shitshitshit cos i own bonds, and he says 'just thankyou will do' (hes says it nicely, dont worry) so im holding them really tightly and trying to cover up them so other ppl dont notice...then i realise...i didnt bring my bons underwear on the hike...
i think we'll leave it there.
One Thanksgiving my parents did something I don't know if I can ever forgive them for. We were eating our turkey dinner when suddenly I realized I hadn't seen my pet turkey all day.
"Where's Mister Gobble?" I asked. Dad seemed confused. "Mister Gobble?" "Yes," I said. "My turkey. The one I picked out at the supermarket, and then after he thawed out I made him do a funny little turkey dance. Mister Gobble."
Dad's silence said it all. We were eating Mister Gobble! I ran crying from the table and locked myself in my room. Later, Dad knocked on the door and said he had some dessert for me. When I opened the door, I couldn't believe it. It was a slice of Pumpkie, my pet pie!
the first tatoo i got read "I'm a ****in' shitty French dictionary"
if ya don't get it i was talking about how swear words are refered to as french. anyways, it's on the bottom of my back, just above my waistline and i wore a tank top that let my belly button show which also let my tatoo show to my great grandma's 95th b-day. i got all the way there without my parents noticing but the first thing my great grandma noticed about me was the tatoo,and of course she told my mom, "i can't believe you let ytour daughter get a tatoo!