Yoda Speak.

Started by The Tired Hiker21 pages

Good food, hmm hmm. Eat, eat.

food leads to love ....love leads to hate...hate leads to the dark side....screwed you are

a funny, yes he pulled

Always two yoda threads there are, no more no less

Hmm...Yes, two threads, hmm.

Threads of the darkside these are.....

To take a pee, I have to.

Pee you must, that you should...

Still holding it, I am.

Go, you must.

Stop the sith, we shall.

powerful the darkside is... stop it you must! or evermore your destiny, rule the cheeseburgers will 😕

Destroyed, the Jedi shall be.

Rise the jedi shall do!

weak the jedi have become, powerless to stop the Sith are they now

Agree, With Baylin I do.

Pansy-A$$ Luke Skywalker, The Jedi do have

Sith blinded they are, eradicated they shall be.

Jedi emasculated they are, kicked to the curb they shall be.

Yawn we shall at the pityfull jedi yawn

Chosen one I am, death you shall meet.