Yoda Speak.

Dead you already are, Laughed I did, When Darth Maul killed you

Ambitious Maul was, his fate destroyed.

Mourn his death did I, Celebrated thy death, did I also

Twisted by the darkside you've become.

Cool black costume, For joining the darkside did I get.

To stop mastrubating on a daily basis you must

Once a week, A daily basis is not

Liar you are.

Get your penis out of your hand you must

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
Liar you are.

The truth, I do speak

Busy schedule, I have

Appointment on Palm Pilot, I make

Originally posted by Slayer XxX
Get your penis out of your hand you must

Excited by it, you are

Homework, I must do

Later chums, I say

Exited Im not

Farted I did, hmm hmm, good food.

Fallen jedi you are...

Hard nipples I have

Queef, I just did.

Beef with that queef you must have

Confused I am.

queef he said he did