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leo looked at a Jesus with astonishment and said how did you do that???

Jesus replied, "My daddy says its because I'm special."

leo gasped and gave jesus a hug and said I love you!!!

Jesus then got angry and said in a booming voice, "EW! What are you? GAY!?! That is a sin!"

*pleads the 5th amendment*

Batman was running after Buffy.
DAMN.She's fast, he muttered, right after he started running alongside her. Buffy started increasing her pace, trying to show bats perhaps that she was tougher than looked.
Bats was busy chasing Buffy when a high shrill cry of "EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!!" Sliced the Gotham sky. Stopping abruptly Bats, stood frozen still, his ears searching for any sound that might tell him where the sound came from.It was definately a boy...an angry boy...The voice reminded him much of himself as a kid...tortuored...brooding and angry...
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh"Snapping quickly out of his reverie, he ran towards the scream, his leather hood flapping in the wind after him. He turned into a street,at the far end of which there seemed to be sihoutte of some movements...The anguished cries seemed to have diffused in the suddenly, cold, frosty chilly air.Shivering he clicked on the heating button on the inside of his utility belt.Just as the heat from his suit, spread warmth over his body, an ominous, skeptical, feeling made the hairs on his spine stand.He took out a sharp-edged batarang and proceeded down the ally.It was when he was halfway through the alley that he realized that whoever was at teh end of the alley might in great peril...He ran down, all secrecy and clever tactics forgotten.
As he moved closer, a rather disturbing image appeared into view.There was a hooded man, leaning in very close, to someone who was sprawled on the cold floor.
bats aimed a batarang at the hooded figure but it bounced off of it.Yes, he realised, that hooded thing was no man, it was...some sort of creature...It turned it's head swiftly out of teh boy's face and looked at Batman. It looked in the sense that the covered front of his where a normal person's head would be, faced him.
Not even the joker had ever given him the chills that he felt now.His mind was clouded was by blurred images, palying like a movie, everyone, stabbing his heart like the event occured yesterday.He saw-FELT his father being shot down...sensed his mother's anguished cry as her body was mercilessly holed with a dozen or so bullets.Each seemed to have peired a whole in some part of her fragile body, only to have fountains of blood pour out and staining the concrete pavement below, where she collpsed blood splashing as sh edid so...Bruce felt sick and threw up...on his expensive suit that his mother had tailored just for him.He didn't bother wiping it off as his kneesgave in and he came trembling to the ground, his eyes never leaing the face of teh man who shot doen his parenst in front of his very eyes...
He felt cold...frozen like never before in his life...something seemd to be sucking the air around him...

leo cries and says....Jesus you are my daddy dont you see....I love you as my father. leo starts to cry as a rejected son would.

Jesus screams, "OMG! You are right! And I'm not married! I HAVE SINNED!!!" Jesus then proceeds to slice at his wrist with a razer blade...

...when midgets storm the batcave weilding miniguns and swords!!!

...Jesus pauses from his slicing and screams, "JESUS CHRIST!?! How'd we end up in the batcave?"

Leo says "I don't know, but can you stop hurting me? HELP BATMAN!!!"

batman runs over and picks leo up and says " I will gladly help you" batman winks and proceeds to take leo the bedroom.

But someone is already occupying the bedroom...

so batman winks at leo and says to THE BAT MOBILE!!!

Leo remembers he gets motion sickness and realizes that the whole world is in motion!

leo says...batman I get motion sickness. batman smiles and says oh...well then...to...er... floor!!!!

the batmobile broke its wheel and the joker got away.....

and they all begin to sing christmas carols

all of a sudden joker walks in and laughs and then says drop the boy batty!!!!. you know hes mine!

joker rips away his mask to reveal that he is actualluy micheal jackson!