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The pepsi grew like a gold shower.

leo stops and pulls batman into his arms and says....."yes, my love I do remember you....lets skip school and you can fly me to your batcave"

inwhich leo pulls out a shotgun and says you must think im daft and the bat man says

Batman: Oh I thought you was kuniva

leo: no wrong person you wanna talk to him over there

Batman: 😱 ah, thank you.

Leo thinks that Batman needs some help, and goes off to school. He looks at his schedule for a moment, then scratches his head. "Shit, I have math first period!" he says. "I wonder if I can get Mr. Homework to do my math homework for me."

Suddenly, a brilliant idea pops in his head.

leo falls asleep in math and sumone hogs his face

"I got it! I'll have Turban Man do my homework for me!"
As he says the words, a 2-D man wearing turbans appears out of thin air, and says..

"I am the great Recycling Bin Laden. You will know me as Turban Man.

"As for math homework, blow it off and skip! 😄"

gis all your money and your f*ckin extc and ill do your homework
in which i does and then the turban man does his homework when.......

Listening to Recycling Bin Laden's advice, Leo goes home. As he goes on the computer and brings up his favorite web forum, KMP, he hears a really loud clap of thunder. The power goes out. As he stumbles in his room looking for a flashlight...

and then he finds his good old trusty bong in which brews up and shows him the golden way to safety when a dangerous shadow appears and its saddam locked up in chain and he says.......

make me some eggs, you taliban byatch

in which saddam says what toppings do you want we have:
anthrax
plutonium
or just arsonic
in which he answers....

💃

jalapenos and hot sauce. and scramble them, you murdering bastard...

Suddenly Leo gets hit with severe runs and rushes out of the room...

only to find that the bathroom is occupied

Leo runs into the streets frantically running around... he decides to crap all over the...

white sheets hanging behind the police station