something interesting...

Communist!! lmao!

😑 BLONDISH!

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then when somebody comes up act like they just woke up and go, "What was that?!"

...wut r u talking about stove? lmao

😕

life and its many mysteries

am i a mystery now? 😕 😑

I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to aim a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands.

😕 -blows up spiders with shotguns- 😱

*stomps on spiders** ewww me no likey spidderrzzz ❌

The old pool shooter had won many a game in his life. But now it was time to hang up the cue. When he did, all the other cues came crashing to the floor. "Sorry," he said with a smile.

Sorry does not cut it, put a dollar in the cue jar!

One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with a wooden stake.

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one would think vampires would keep their children away from wooden stakes and other dangerous weapons

hooww...interesting? lol

can vampires even have children

i thought they were sorta dead

maybe...who knows.........eh..iuunnoo..😛

Originally posted by ChinaNiki
can vampires even have children

i thought they were sorta dead

I think that (at least in Blade) they could have kids if they are bitten while they are pregnant. I think that is how Blade came to exist. That movie is very nontraditional though.

Vamps can't get pregnant, although Angel seems to have gone against that.