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Get this STUPID F**KIN MONKEY OFF THE BAR! -Gets out can of Raid and sprays in Monkey's eyes and throws monkey in the trash can and cleans off monkey stink from bar-

*sits by oneself and twiddles thumbs*

Obie it's 2:12, not 2:30.

he kept asking or ooooing watever monkeys do i think im a little drunk too *forgets where she is* oh wait a sec now i remember where i left my keys *memory returns* k im much better now😊

*sits by Lindsay and kisses*

*smiles, kisses, and cuddles with Obie* I think I'm gonna get drunk tonight

Monkeys ain't that dirty JP, I remember YOU pissed in the corner, an' I had to clean it

-Makes insane mixture and chugs-

Originally posted by DemonicGambit
Monkeys ain't that dirty JP, I remember YOU pissed in the corner, an' I had to clean it

Yeah, the CORNER, not THE BAR.

*punches jp hard* dont you dare touch that monkey *gets winston from trash can and nurses back to health* jerk hes hurt now 😒:

JP can you get me a triple shotted White Russian please??? I want to make things quick tonight

Still sick JP

Originally posted by silver_tears
*punches jp hard* dont you dare touch that monkey *gets winston from trash can and nurses back to health* jerk hes hurt now 😒:

*Ices Arm* F**k that monkey!

Sure Lindsay, -takes out 3 shot glasses and white russian and in 3 seconds hands Lindsay all 3-

*starts singing*i snuck into a club,drunk,with a fake I.D.,dont you want to grow up to be just like me?

*wonders what Obie is doing*

I tie my penis from a rope and jump from a tree. (Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!?)

*glares at jp* wats he ever done to you??

Couldnt we just play some real music???

Originally posted by silver_tears
*glares at jp* wats he ever done to you??

He stank up THE BAR, which I CLEAN!

Isn't your bar Lindsay? So shouldn't ya get to pick the music?