Forum Fanatic Tavern

Started by LindsIsTightK1,255 pages

Hi that would hurt to tie your penis to a rope and jump off a tree ok

Actually JP, Linsay had Obie doin' your job.. 😗 Maybe ya ain't do somethin' right, like pickin' on a monkey

LMAO It's just a fricken monkey ok you guys????? And anyways, I let my customers pick the music 🙂

I gotta make it to heaven. befora goin to hell, gotta make it to heaven, gotta make it to heaven, I gotta make it to heaven, befora goin to hell, gotta make it to heaven, gotta make it to heaven.

I got the magic stick, I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice, I hit da baddest chicks, shorty you do'nt believe me, then call me tonite, an I'll show you magic (wha wha) magic, (uh huh huh huh).

But a b**ch can't get a dolla outta me, cuz I'm a muthaf**kin P.I.M.P.
(G-G-G-MIX!!!)

*turns on In Da Club by 50 Cent* Now there's a song I know

-Puts in New Breed Bonus Disc, and puts on "In Da Hood"-

what you say is what you say,say what you say how you sayin it whenever you sayin it,just remember how you said it when you was sprayin it,si who you playin wit?huh?

hehe,sorry i just had to say that

*collapses on couch from frustration* I should have named my bar the Fanatic Freestyle Bar

Mentally Ill from Amityville, accidently kill your family stillll, Mentally Ill from Amityville, accidently kill your family stilllll.

*Looks at the three of them all listenin' to different songs an' shrugs then grabs a bottle of Jack Daniels* The monkey want any more alcohol 😉

*gets up and joins Gambit* I'm sure you are a lot more sane then those 2 over there

-Grabs mic and freestyles about the monkey- look at you man your hairy, you look like a stupid fairy, I bet you let yourself go from eatin dairy, I bet your lookin at me like I'm stupid, but your the one tryin eat that berry from the floor.

Probably, want some? *Pours himself a glass*

Obie come here and kiss me ok I'm feeling lonely now

-Drops mic, and chugs 20 shots-

*kisses Lindsay and sings*What you know about AK's and AR 15's?
Equipped with night vision, shell catchers and dem things, huh?

Cuz You was a Wanksta but you never pop nuttin, says you was a Wanksta, an you need to stop frontin, go to da dealership, but you never cop nuttin, you been hustlin a long time, but you ain't got nuttin.

*sits on couch with monkey on lap* im so amused jp im sure that took alot of brain power to come up with🙂

Hell no, that's cuz this brain can always work up disses. 😄