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Anybody see my pet monkey stroll through here?

*shoves dead monkey in corner*uhhh...no!😗

Nope sorry

Bummer, cuz my monkey gots lots of free movie tickets for all the people who pet my monkey.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Bummer, cuz my monkey gots lots of free movie tickets for all the people who pet my monkey.

u can pet my monkey hiker i wont mind 😊

I have several monkeys. There are more coming. What will you do Obie when you see the whites of the eyes of ten thousand monkeys coming for you? What will you do then, obie? Moo Haa Haa Ha!

Thank you silver tears. But will your monkey give me free movie tickets?

oh sh*t,ur an undercover cop*runs away*

Nope, I'm really a *rips off undercover cop outfit revealing that tired hiker is really indeed a* MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pet Me.

Hello people, what have I missed while I was away?

A bunch of monkeys giving out movie tickets.

Um...cool....I guess 😑

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Nope, I'm really a *rips off undercover cop outfit revealing that tired hiker is really indeed a* MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pet Me.

.....Hiker is there somethin' ya ain't tellin' us?

Originally posted by DemonicGambit
Um...cool....I guess 😑

You guessed right. Here, pet my monkey!

Oh, sorry, I always thought Obie was a chick! 😂 Just kidding.
Seriously, I'm straight but it really shouldn't matter.

Now both of you pet me.

No thanks Hiker

i think ill give it a miss...