Fortunately/Unfortunately

This game is from a childrens book title and is not actually a game but I turned it into one. Here's how it works:

I start out saying - fortunatley, I have a great job.

Then someone else posts - unfortunatley I got fired.

Next person - fortuneatley my best friend offered me a new job and I took it!

Next person - unfortunatley it's cleaning up elephant dung in a zoo.

Next - fortunatley I made some new friends!

Next - unfortunatley the elephants ate them.

Get it? It's easy and good clean fun. Okay I'll sart.

Fortunately, I smell nice today!

Unfortunately, you only think you smell nice.

fortunately deodorants exist

Unfortunately, Winston ate it all

Unfortunately, Lily ate them.

Fortunatley this thread seems like it will be the greatest thread ever!

Unfortunatly it will have the same futile existance as the thread you started entitled The greatest tread ever. 😛

fortunatley it will be even shorter

Fortunately I have actually just remembered the Greatest Thread Ever!

Unfortunately I got hit by a motorcycle and have amnesia and forgot the greatest thread ever. . . . again.

fortunately,i will remember for you!

Unfortunately, you are a british assassin!

fortunatley british assassins are weak

unfortunately they are outside your window

unfortantley they have very good aim.

Fortunately I live in America and I am protected from British Assassins

Unfortunately, I live in Canada and am surrounded by assassins in general!

unfortantly i heard a ship of them were headed this way.

Fortunately they hit an ice berg and their ship sank

Unfortuneatly they carved a new ship out of the ice berg and continued on to America!