Fortunately/Unfortunately

fortunately I dont

unfortantly im tired.

Fortunately I can give soothing massages.

unfortantly your not on the CMU campus in pittsburgh. 🙁

fortanuatelay, I am on the CMU campus in pittsburgh, and so are my magic fingers. 😉 jk

Unfortunatly He is to tired to give a massage because he has hiked the entire way.

fortunately no one ran him over

unfortantly, by the time he's not tired i will have left

fortunately there are lots of coeds in pittsburgh at the other colleges

Unfortunately they are all gay 😛

fortantly im going home to cali where there R hot guys

Unfortunately they are all hiding in their houses

fortunately when i get back they will all come out to welcome me.

Unfortunately it will be dark outside and they wont see you

fortanately i light up all of cali and they will get to see me

unfortunately all that light sparks of a forest fire that eats up half of california

fortanootly I'm camping out in that forest with a bunch of off duty firefighters and we all happen to have huge giant bladders full of beer and we pee out the fire.
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unfortunately the forest now smells like pee

fortunatley the fires out tho

Unfortunately, I'm not there to see the firefighters