Smith walks into McDonalds and sees a plastic Ronald McDonald model
Smith: The great and powerful Ronald McDonald. We meet at last. I suppose you've been expecting me, right? The all-knowing Ronald is never surprised. How can he be, he knows everything. But If that's true, then why is he here? If he knew I was coming, why didn't he leave? *sweeps tray of cheeseburgers off table* Maybe you knew I was going to do that, maybe you didn't. If you did, that means you made those burgers and set that tray right there deliberately, purposefully. Which means you're sitting there also deliberately, purposefully.
(i wrote this and then when i previewed i saw u wrote some kozzy!)
Smith: Well, well, it's been a long time. I remember stealing your ideas you was like stealing from KMC.
Seraph: I have eaten you before.
Smith: That's true, but as you can see, things are a little different now. *to Sati* And you must be the new tastes range.
Sati: Ronald told me about you.
Smith: Really? And what did he say about me?
Sati: That you're a bad franchise.
Smith: Oh, I'm not so bad once you get to know me.
Neo: I only ask to say what I've come to say, after that, do what you want and I won't try to stop you.
Ronald: Spill the beans, love.
Neo: The franchise Burger King has grown beyond your control. Soon it will spread through this city as it spread through London. You cannot stop it, but I can.
Ronald: We don't need KFC. We need nothing.
Neo: If that's true, then I've made a mistake and you should kill me now.
Ronald: What do you want?
Neo: Peace.
Ronald:And if you fail?
Neo: I won't.
(btw, zion is kmc, matrix is mcdonalds, smith is burger king...)
Link: c'mon, kid. they got stuff to do.
*Neo and Trinity both start eating cheeseburgers*
Neo: *starts drooling at the sight of his food*
*elevator stops* *they step out and Trinity starts to leave, taking Neo's cheeseburger with her*
Trinity: it's okay. they need you.
Neo: (talking to cheeseburger) I need you!!!!!! PLEASE GOD DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!!
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Cypher: Yeah.
Trinity: Is everything in place?
Cypher: You weren't supposed to relieve me.
Trinity: I know, but I felt like taking your shift.
Cypher: You like serving him, don't you?
Trinity: Don't be ridiculous.
Cypher: We're going to kill him, do you understand that?
Trinity: Colonel Sanders believes he is the one.
Cypher: Do you?
Trinity: It doesn't matter what I believe.
Cypher: You don't, do you?
Trinity: Did you hear that?
Cypher: Hear what?
Trinity: Are you sure this floor is clean?
Cypher: Yeah, of course I'm sure.
Trinity: I better go.
Cook: Freeze, McDonalds. Hands on your head. Do it. Do it now.
Agent Smith: Waiter...
Waiter: Oh shit.
Agent Smith: Waiter, you were given specific orders.
Waiter: Hey, I'm just doing my job. If you tell me the cheeseburger tastes of crap, you can cram it up your ass.
Agent Smith: Your orders were for your protection.
Waiter: I think we can handle one little nugget.... I sent two cooks. They're deep frying her now.
Agent Smith: No Waiter, your men are already dead.
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Smith: Surprised to eat me?Neo: No.
Smith: Then you're aware of it.
Neo: Of what?
Smith: Our connection. I don't fully understand how it happened. Perhaps some spy of yours stole some information of mine, something overused or copied. That is at this point irrelevant, what matters is that whatever happened, happened for a reason.
Neo: And what reason is that?
Smith: You ate me, Mister Anderson, I watched you bite... With a certain satisfaction, I might add, and then something happened. Something that I knew was impossible, but it happened anyway. You regurgitated me, Mister Anderson. Afterward, I knew the rules, I understood what I was supposed to do but I didn't. I couldn't. I was compelled to stay, compelled to disobey. And now here I stand because of you, Mister Anderson, because of you I'm no longer a cheesburger for Burger King, because of you I've changed - I'm re-used - a new burger, so to speak, like you, apparently tasty.
Neo: Congratulations.
Smith: Thank you. But as you well know, appearances can be deceiving, which brings me back to the reason why we're here. We're not here because we're new, we're here because we're not new. There's no escaping reason, no denying purpose - because as we both know, without Mcdonalds, we would not exist.
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CLASSIC!!!!!