Matrix cheeseburger sayings

Originally posted by burlyman
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Cypher: Yeah.
Trinity: Is everything in place?
Cypher: You weren't supposed to relieve me.
Trinity: I know, but I felt like taking your shift.
Cypher: You like serving him, don't you?
Trinity: Don't be ridiculous.
Cypher: We're going to kill him, do you understand that?
Trinity: Colonel Sanders believes he is the one.
Cypher: Do you?
Trinity: It doesn't matter what I believe.
Cypher: You don't, do you?
Trinity: Did you hear that?
Cypher: Hear what?
Trinity: Are you sure this floor is clean?
Cypher: Yeah, of course I'm sure.
Trinity: I better go.

Cook: Freeze, McDonalds. Hands on your head. Do it. Do it now.

Agent Smith: Waiter...
Waiter: Oh shit.
Agent Smith: Waiter, you were given specific orders.
Waiter: Hey, I'm just doing my job. If you tell me the cheeseburger tastes of crap, you can cram it up your ass.
Agent Smith: Your orders were for your protection.
Waiter: I think we can handle one little nugget.... I sent two cooks. They're deep frying her now.
Agent Smith: No Waiter, your men are already dead. [/B]

if you guys dont stop, im going to piss myself! 😆 😆

Link: ok, what do you need

Neo: Cheeseburgers, lots of cheeseburgers!

Neo: You were right. KFC was inevitable.

✅😆😄

Neo: im going to ask you to do something.
Trinity: what?
Neo: promise me you wont go into mcdonalds.
Trinity: ok

these may not be the exact words but ive forgotton what they say.

Morpheus: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the McDonnalds is. You have to see it for yourself.

Deus(that big machine): we don't need you! we need nothing!
Neo: The program smith has grown beyond your control, you cannot stop him, but i can.
Deus: What do you want?
Neo: Umm... a quarter pounder with fries.
Deus: And if you fail?
Neo: I won't.
- Cut to Neo in McDonalds -
Smith: Mr Anderson, welcome back, want a coke with that?

return to your exits....cheesburgers are coming....

Why, Mr Ronald McDonald? Why do you do it? Why make burgers? Why keep cooking? Do you believe you're cooking for someone? For more than your personal profit? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it to please children? Or shares? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr Ronald. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble clown trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of your burgers as tasteless as cardboard itself, although only a clown could invent something as pathetic as a "BigMac". You must see it, Mr Ronald. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep cooking. Why, Mr Ronald? Why? Why do you persist?! No one likes your shítty food!
Ronald: For money, duh.....

lol.......

😂 😂
do you guys have the script or something?

You take KFC, you wake up in your bed with food poisoning and believe whatever you want to believe
You take a cheeseburger, and i'll show you how deep the frying pan goes!

mine are all personally done 😄
and i typed out the smith thing to my sig from a t-shirt 😛

Morpheus: Mcdonalds is a franchise, Neo. That franchise is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around. What do you see. Business men, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very mouths of the people we are trying to serve. But until we do, these people are still a part of that franchise, and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be hypnotised. And many of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on their routine that they will fight to protect it. Were you listening to me Neo, or were you eating the nugget in the BBQ sauce?
Neo: I was...
Morpheus: Look again. Freeze it.
Neo: This...this isn't McDonalds?
Morpheus: No. It's another training program designed to teach you one thing. If you are not one of us, you are one of them.
Neo: What are they?
Morpheus: Cheese burgers. They can move in and out of any fast food outlet in the city. That means that anyone we haven't hypnotised is potentially an burger. Inside the city, they are everyone and they are no one. We have survived by hiding from them, by biting at them. But they are the cheapest burger. They are stelaing all the customers. They are holding all the hidden ingredients, which means that sooner or later, someone is going to have to eat them.
Neo: Someone?
Morpheus: I won't lie to you, Neo. Every single nugget or wing who has stood their ground, everyone who has bitten a burger has died. But where they have failed, you will succeed.

*wipes sweat off forehead*

Originally posted by dave123
Why, Mr Ronald McDonald? Why do you do it? Why make burgers? Why keep cooking? Do you believe you're cooking for someone? For more than your personal profit? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it to please children? Or shares? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr Ronald. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble clown trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of your burgers as tasteless as cardboard itself, although only a clown could invent something as pathetic as a "BigMac". You must see it, Mr Ronald. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep cooking. Why, Mr Ronald? Why? Why do you persist?! No one likes your shítty food!
Ronald: For money, duh.....

Smith: I killed you mr anderson, i watched you die. and then you did the impossible. You ate me.

Tank (after loading first kung fu into Neo): i think he likes cheeseburgers.
Neo: hell yes........hell yes.

i dont even know if those are the words....im pulling stuff outta my a$$