I am convinced there's a ninja in the house

Started by riv66723 pages

I am convinced there's a ninja in the house

Because i've never seen him...

Go ninja go ninja turtle..,

Not the Bay version. ❌

But seriously. Nothing's out of place in the house, no food's missing...classic signs!

Woke up last night, checked the house. Mot a thing out of place. Proof!

This morning...my car keys were right where i left them. 😑

what the **** does a ninja want in New Mexico? i really wonder...

What does an American werewolf want in Paris?

Originally posted by riv6672
What does an American werewolf want in Paris?
......London?

Lovely place.

No it's not

Thats your opinion and you're welcome to it. Me, i liked it there.

Now, if you'll excuse me, i have to go check under my bed.

YouTube video

Well, the way I see it you only have one solution and that requires..., lots of machine guns, attack trained hyenas, motion sensors, trip wires, incredibly complex password systems that are updated on an hourly basis, seventeen chainsaws, plutonium, large quantities of hallucinogenic smoke grenades and a slinky.

After you acquire all of these items get back to me for further instructions. We'll take care of that damn ninja. Trust me, I have a seventy five percent record of successfully dealing with Ninjas.

Thought i heard something. False alarm.

Could be a mouse.

Edit: or a hobo squatting in your house

We have elk here, and my brother in law is 2 states over, though...

Sure, there is a ninja in your house. Btw, he's behind you, reading my message, so he changed his attack strategy.

He is aware that you know he is present.

Be careful.

Its no ninja its a ghost

...hhost ninja?

Naaaaah.

...almost had this time!