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Red Hulk (Rulk) vs Superman
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clean your apt before she moves in? buy some pink bed sheets? scented candles?
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ive said too much
Aug 1st, 2008 07:13 AM
TricksterPriest
Renegade Timelord
Gender: Male Location: Hiding from The Doctor, shhhh.....
Now you gone and done it.
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Aug 1st, 2008 07:14 AM
Takion
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I saw this coming. The Apocalypse is near
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Aug 1st, 2008 07:15 AM
quanchi112
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Rulk. Easily.
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Aug 1st, 2008 07:24 AM
TricksterPriest
Renegade Timelord
Gender: Male Location: Hiding from The Doctor, shhhh.....
You could throw the JLA, Infinity Watch, Thanos and Quasar at Red Hulk, and he'd still win.
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Aug 1st, 2008 07:27 AM
guy222
With my gal
Gender: Male Location: loving life in missouri
Rulk
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thank u bz
Aug 1st, 2008 07:38 AM
Rorschach
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Superman stands no chance.
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Aug 1st, 2008 07:49 AM
spetznaz
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
Rulk. Easily.
Yup ....the Rulk will also stomp on Galactus, tear apart the Vishanti, and absorb the entire Asgardian pantheon.
He is, after all, the 'struuungest' hero there is.
I hear even Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat are afraid of him!
What he did to Uatu the Watcher was just the beginning ....I was told by a little birdie that his powers are soooooo great that his left toe is actually not a toe at all, but rather the grisly remains of pre-retcon Beyonder after Rulk was finished with him.
He is also the reason why Apocalypse jobs so much ....Apoc is afraid of shining because that will make him a target of Rulk, thus he decides to always mess up and job.
Rulk is the force the powers the almighty batkick of Batman, the sheer awesomeness of Captain America, and the mighty armbar of Black Panther.
He also powers Storm and Wolverine fanboys, and plans to take over Thanos and Ironman fanboys as well.
The same little birdie told me that the BIG match coming out in a couple of months time will be between the Rulk and ....the one and only ...Chuck Norris.
Odds are heavy that Rulk will finally rob Chuck Norris of true omnipotence .....finally, the great Chuck finds will meet an entity (and Rulk IS an entity) that he will fear.
So, what chance does Superman have.
Rulk wins infinity/0.
After all, Rulk is = [(The Presence x 10) + (Stan Lee^Jack Kirby)] ^ (Loeb x fanboyism-run-amok)
That is unbeatable.
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Aug 1st, 2008 08:12 AM
carnage52
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rulk teabags beyonders for starters and manhandles the presence
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Aug 1st, 2008 10:16 AM
Squirrel Fart
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by spetznaz
Yup ....the Rulk will also stomp on Galactus, tear apart the Vishanti, and absorb the entire Asgardian pantheon.
He is, after all, the 'struuungest' hero there is.
I hear even Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat are afraid of him!
What he did to Uatu the Watcher was just the beginning ....I was told by a little birdie that his powers are soooooo great that his left toe is actually not a toe at all, but rather the grisly remains of pre-retcon Beyonder after Rulk was finished with him.
He is also the reason why Apocalypse jobs so much ....Apoc is afraid of shining because that will make him a target of Rulk, thus he decides to always mess up and job.
Rulk is the force the powers the almighty batkick of Batman, the sheer awesomeness of Captain America, and the mighty armbar of Black Panther.
He also powers Storm and Wolverine fanboys, and plans to take over Thanos and Ironman fanboys as well.
The same little birdie told me that the BIG match coming out in a couple of months time will be between the Rulk and ....the one and only ...Chuck Norris.
Odds are heavy that Rulk will finally rob Chuck Norris of true omnipotence .....finally, the great Chuck finds will meet an entity (and Rulk IS an entity) that he will fear.
So, what chance does Superman have.
Rulk wins infinity/0.
After all, Rulk is = [(The Presence x 10) + (Stan Lee^Jack Kirby)] ^ (Loeb x fanboyism-run-amok)
That is unbeatable.
Amen to that!
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Aug 1st, 2008 12:09 PM
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Aug 1st, 2008 12:13 PM
MJOILNIR
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Rhulk with the greatest of ease..Hes Chuck and wolverine to the 10x power...
I heard he's already smacked Stan Lee around for questioning him
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Aug 1st, 2008 12:16 PM
guy222
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Gender: Male Location: loving life in missouri
Rulk
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thank u bz
Aug 1st, 2008 06:20 PM
Starscream M
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by guy222
Rulk
guy, are you being serious?
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Aug 1st, 2008 06:26 PM
NemeBro
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Starscream M
guy, are you being serious? Why the hell wouldn't he be? Rulk is so ridiculous it is unbelievable. I wouldn't be surprised if he broke Galactus' nose at this point.
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Aug 1st, 2008 07:01 PM
quanchi112
Disney
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Starscream M
guy, are you being serious? I bet he is as serious as I am. Rulk is just that badass.
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Aug 1st, 2008 07:05 PM
Starscream M
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
I bet he is as serious as I am. Rulk is just that badass. ummm...when did Rulk get ftl speed reflexes and the ability to fly?
cuz without those, Superman beats him
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Aug 1st, 2008 07:07 PM
Utrigita
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Gender: Male Location: Roaming the Universe
quote: (post ) Originally posted by spetznaz
Yup ....the Rulk will also stomp on Galactus, tear apart the Vishanti, and absorb the entire Asgardian pantheon.
He is, after all, the 'struuungest' hero there is.
I hear even Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat are afraid of him!
What he did to Uatu the Watcher was just the beginning ....I was told by a little birdie that his powers are soooooo great that his left toe is actually not a toe at all, but rather the grisly remains of pre-retcon Beyonder after Rulk was finished with him.
He is also the reason why Apocalypse jobs so much ....Apoc is afraid of shining because that will make him a target of Rulk, thus he decides to always mess up and job.
Rulk is the force the powers the almighty batkick of Batman, the sheer awesomeness of Captain America, and the mighty armbar of Black Panther.
He also powers Storm and Wolverine fanboys, and plans to take over Thanos and Ironman fanboys as well.
The same little birdie told me that the BIG match coming out in a couple of months time will be between the Rulk and ....the one and only ...Chuck Norris.
Odds are heavy that Rulk will finally rob Chuck Norris of true omnipotence .....finally, the great Chuck finds will meet an entity (and Rulk IS an entity) that he will fear.
So, what chance does Superman have.
Rulk wins infinity/0.
After all, Rulk is = [(The Presence x 10) + (Stan Lee^Jack Kirby)] ^ (Loeb x fanboyism-run-amok)
That is unbeatable.
The words of wisdom.
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Aug 1st, 2008 07:09 PM
quanchi112
Disney
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by spetznaz
Yup ....the Rulk will also stomp on Galactus, tear apart the Vishanti, and absorb the entire Asgardian pantheon.
He is, after all, the 'struuungest' hero there is.
I hear even Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat are afraid of him!
What he did to Uatu the Watcher was just the beginning ....I was told by a little birdie that his powers are soooooo great that his left toe is actually not a toe at all, but rather the grisly remains of pre-retcon Beyonder after Rulk was finished with him.
He is also the reason why Apocalypse jobs so much ....Apoc is afraid of shining because that will make him a target of Rulk, thus he decides to always mess up and job.
Rulk is the force the powers the almighty batkick of Batman, the sheer awesomeness of Captain America, and the mighty armbar of Black Panther.
He also powers Storm and Wolverine fanboys, and plans to take over Thanos and Ironman fanboys as well.
The same little birdie told me that the BIG match coming out in a couple of months time will be between the Rulk and ....the one and only ...Chuck Norris.
Odds are heavy that Rulk will finally rob Chuck Norris of true omnipotence .....finally, the great Chuck finds will meet an entity (and Rulk IS an entity) that he will fear.
So, what chance does Superman have.
Rulk wins infinity/0.
After all, Rulk is = [(The Presence x 10) + (Stan Lee^Jack Kirby)] ^ (Loeb x fanboyism-run-amok)
That is unbeatable.
Superman has been shown to get blasted by far less featless wonders than the Rulk. You overrate the Rulk imo.
He does however beat Superman senseless imo.
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Aug 1st, 2008 07:13 PM
Utrigita
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Gender: Male Location: Roaming the Universe
More like underrate
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Aug 1st, 2008 07:17 PM
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