Wolverine by himself can give Thor (with only Mjolnir strikes and H2H) hell. Those claws are no joke and Thor's healing factor is nowhere near Hulk's so all those marks Logan WILL inflict will add up.
Now have Captain America give Thing his shield and Thor is in deep sh|t. Thing is no joke either (he humiliated Namor underwater and has gotten into protracted battles with the Hulk before) strength/fighting skill wise, with Cap's shield negating Mjolnir, he'll give Thor a hard time H2H.
Thing with Cap's shield distracts Thor H2H will Wolverine bloodies him.
Team wins.
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..even the outer hells are indifferent matters for they bow only to potent and archaic Nodens.
Thor knocks a few buildings down on the street level guys and then beats the crap out of the rest.
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
I received a call, notifying me that a forum member was making false claims about Thor and that this forum member is probably in league with the Devil, sniffing glue and sniffing a glue-covered Devil!
They must have been talking about you abhi! So, I showed up as soon as I could, to thwart your evil words.
Thor takes each character and, one after another, stuffs each character inside of the next, like Russian Babushka Dolls. (please log in to view the image)
No exotic powers used. Just his mallet, a shoe-horn and a couple flagons of mead.
Last edited by Horrificus on Mar 8th, 2013 at 08:16 AM