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MrMind
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Superman vs Thor in a...

pickup battle

Both of them go to a edm music festival for 4 days

they need to bring girls back to their tents or porta potties to have sex with them, who will bang more/hotter girls

superpowers not allowed to use, no raping

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I'd assume Thor is a more "fun" person when you meet them immediately so he should have this.

Kal won't cheat on Lois anyways

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I'd assume Thor is a more "fun" person when you meet them immediately so he should have this.

Kal won't cheat on Lois anyways

assume clark is single

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pickup battle

Both of them go to a edm music festival for 4 days

they need to bring girls back to their tents or porta potties to have sex with them, who will bang more/hotter girls

superpowers not allowed to use, no raping

Superman all day, every day. "Tall, dark, and handsome", that's Clark.

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bump, my best thread, need input

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They end up banging each other.

Zopzop is allowed to watch.

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They end up banging each other.

Zopzop is allowed to watch.

wait who's on top?

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They end up banging each other.

And Superman is declared the winner of the pickup battle; with a total score 1-0.

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They end up banging each other.

Zopzop is allowed to watch.

What a treat

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Thor. Fabio factor ftw.

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Fabio types haven't been in for decades tho.

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Thor

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It all depends on the Clark you want to use.

Are we using a confident Clark that stands up straight, smile, dress up?

Or are we using a Clark that slants down, glasses to big for his face, clothes ragged and to big for him?

Those 2 Clark are you two different characters all around.

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Heroes in Crisis explained nicely how Clark no longer knows who he really is, lol.

Imo, he's a cumdumpster.

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Both are conventionally handsome, but Clark is handsome in a frankly kind of ordinary, boring way. Thor by comparison with his long blonde hair and his presumably Scandinavian accent would have an exotic quality Clark lacks. He is also taller, if that matters, which I'm not sure it does. Not sure how women feel about guys that are 6'7".

Talking mostly about more pre-2014 or so Thor vs. Clark. Thor with his stupid short hair and douche beard is not nearly as attractive, and from what I've seen actually has negative game judging by his interactions with She Hulk.

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Originally posted by SquallX
It all depends on the Clark you want to use.

Are we using a confident Clark that stands up straight, smile, dress up?

Or are we using a Clark that slants down, glasses to big for his face, clothes ragged and to big for him?

Those 2 Clark are you two different characters all around.

That's a fair point; there's the Clark he pretends to be, and the guy he is.

And speaking as someone that's not very attractive but has blue eyes, said blue eyes will get you a long ****ing way with women.

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Heroes in Crisis explained nicely how Clark no longer knows who he really is, lol.

Imo, he's a cumdumpster.

Fake News. Heroes in Crisis did nothing nicely. At all.

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Fabio types haven't been in for decades tho.

The look is timeless:

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Thor by comparison with his long blonde hair and his presumably Scandinavian accent would have an exotic quality Clark lacks.

OTOH there's still ...

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Thor with his stupid short hair and douche beard

Then Kal's dark 'S' curl has a shot.

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Dec 8th, 2019 10:35 AM

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Fake News. Heroes in Crisis did nothing nicely. At all.

I loved it.

Harley solo'ing the trinity.

Hal being a moron, as always.

Wally arrested.

Win, win, win thumb up

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I loved it.

Harley solo'ing the trinity.

Hal being a moron, as always.

Wally arrested.

Win, win, win

I felt so betrayed... Tom King is an ass.

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