"You may well be the most powerful character on this planet. *Puffs chest out, sets hands on hips* Except, of course, for me. *Tanks punch to the gut, doesn't budge*"
*Off panel, Avengers see Wonder Man sent flying over the city skyline*
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Simon can give him a decent fight, I just don't see him winning.
__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
He'd get beat pretty damn hard. It's a shame wonderman lost the push he had when he first started. He's strong enough to where Superman would feel some pain from getting slugged, but Superman's more than capable than giving him twice the beating Gladiator did.
That's all true, Chris Hemsworth. And, thank you for finally revealing your true identity, (via avatar) beneath that of "Damborgson".
Wonderman has the Durability and Strength to cause trouble for Superman, but Supes has a few extras that will always keep poor Simon from filling the role he was created for.
PS: Aside from the body of Milla Jovovich, you were the best part of the movie: "The Perfect Getaway".
Last edited by Horrificus on Apr 11th, 2013 at 05:49 AM
I misread the title of the thread.
Came in here thinking this was Superman Vs Wonder WOMAN.
Got a little shocked off the bat since WW has won the few fights they've had ( and SUpes's was blood lusted)
Got totally confused when Simon started getting mentioned.
Went back and started at the top and saw teh title agains.