Riddles, ToungeTwisters and Jokes!

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Masrix Vinny Valentine

Riddles, ToungeTwisters and Jokes!

Ok Well sinc everyones bored I made this so we can chat about uhh.. jokes a riddles and stuff..... Yeah well ...yeah... 😕

Masrix Vinny Valentine

Well im going to bed so Cya all later... heres a riddle.. Easy peasy.

What has a bed but never sleeps?
What runs but never walks?
What has a mouth but never eats?

They are all the same thing ? What are they talking about?

liam k i will not die

i ve got one : there is a woman locked in a room, with nothing except a spring mactrice and a calander, how does she survive?

fantasygirl Senior Member

Originally posted by Masrix
Well im going to bed so Cya all later... heres a riddle.. Easy peasy.

What has a bed but never sleeps?
What runs but never walks?
What has a mouth but never eats?

They are all the same thing ? What are they talking about?

A river?

Masrix Vinny Valentine

Originally posted by fantasygirl
A river?

😱
Bingo! gj

gamewarrior The Drifter of Dreams

Heres one!
I am greater than God and more evil than the devil
The rich need me the poor have me.What am I?

fantasygirl Senior Member

Originally posted by gamewarrior
Heres one!
I am greater than God and more evil than the devil
The rich need me the poor have me.What am I?
I say it a little differently. It's nothing. 😬

gamewarrior The Drifter of Dreams

Correct! 👆

~Sir Mist~ Senior Member

Heres a joke:

Rob owns you 😐

gamewarrior The Drifter of Dreams

1 door closes, 9 open. When 9 close, 1 door opens. What is it?

fantasygirl Senior Member

Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
Heres a joke:

Rob owns you 😐

I know. 🙁

~Sir Mist~ Senior Member
Originally posted by fantasygirl
I know. 🙁

Poor you hug
Rob doesnt own me 😊

fantasygirl Senior Member

Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
Poor you hug
Rob doesnt own me 😊
Aww.. thanks. hug Lucky bastard. disgust

Dagons Blade I'll Take The Job

What has 4 legs but can't walk?

Jury Extreme Member

MOTHER AND DAUGHTER

Daughter: Mom, what's an escalator?
Mother: Darling, an escalator is a stairs that moves backward or forward...
Daughter: Mom, what's an elevator?
Mother: Darling, an elevator is like a small room that goes up and down...
Daughter: Mom, what's a calculator?
Mother: I'm sorry, darling... I haven't tried to ride on a calculator.

fantasygirl Senior Member

Originally posted by Dagons Blade
What has 4 legs but can't walk?
table, chair??

Jury Extreme Member

Originally posted by Dagons Blade
What has 4 legs but can't walk?

A table?
A chair?

fantasygirl Senior Member

Originally posted by Jury
A table?
A chair?
I said that first. 😛

~Sir Mist~ Senior Member

What goes up and doesnt come down?

fantasygirl Senior Member

Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
What goes up and doesnt come down?
Your age? 😬