Matrix Quote Battle

Lets get some good movie quotes rolling, and see who can respond the best to each other, also, Improv quotes will rock also, like the cookie thing, or whatever, just get on it, and get at each other.

by the way, the banana is really imitating an agent dodging bulllets
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"entire clips have been emptied and hit nothing but air"

oh, and one more thing, always feel free to correct misqoutes, i know i do it alot

ok, ready, set, quote

"what are you saying that i can dodge bullets?"
"no, when the time is right you won't have to"

dude that's stinkin hilarious.

You've put a whole new twist on the banana pic.

well here we go:

(neo looks questioningly at the banana)
What are they ---> 💃

Sentient programs. They can move in and out of any software still hard-wired to their system. That means that anyone we haven't unplugged is potentially a [banana].

Here's a little piece of advice. You see a banana, you do what we do. You run. You run your @$$ off.

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Neo fighting three bananas💃💃 💃 ...after a bit, hes like
"upgrades"
man those bananas can woop tail 💃

Trinity: How did you do that?
Neo: Do what?
Trinity: You moved like they do. I've never seen anyone move that...err, weird.

Later, in the caves of zion

Trinity: Ive never seen anyone move fast
Neo:😮 ...
Trinity: Well, i just figured u would last longer

navykidd> LOL wow. Careful now, or korri will hurt you. 😉

Neo: Trinity! Help! 😮 ... never mind
Trinity: Only human. Geez... ❌

mr banana, welocme back, we missed you

"My name is Neo!"

If he is really what Morpheus says he is... then there is no way I can eat him...

L😂L

Cypher: But there's way too much information to decode The
Matrix. You get used to it. I-I don't even see the code. All I
see is Blonde, Brunette, Redhead.... Bananas!

morheus:" neo...he eats... for all of us"

smith: i killed you mr bannana i watched you die. with a certain satisfation i might add. but then something happened. you ate me mr bannana

Mr. Banana, welcome back, we missed (eating) you...

Lieutenant: I think we can handle one little girl. I sent two units. They're bringing her down now.
Agent Smith: No, Lieutenant, your men are already dead.

mouse: Geez, look at his neurokinetics! They're way about normal!

Mopheus: C'mon! Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

Neo: I know what your trying to do.

Morpheus: I'm trying to free your mind. I can only show you the door, you're the one that has to walk through it. Tank, load the jump program.

Neo: I can do this. Free my mind.

*** Neo runs and jumps off the roof. ***

Neo: Ahhhhhhhhh!!

Smith: Mr. Anderson, surprised to see me?
Neo: No, but that's mighty fine banana your wearin'!
Smith: Thank you. You destroyed me Mr. Anderson, and when you did, some sort of banana code became encrypted onto my image output.
Neo: You are gonna change before we fight, right?
Smith: Maybe, Mr. Anderson, maybe I like being a banana. (breaks it down!) 💃

*** I have to repost this. ***

Originally posted by -=Urot=-

* Agent Smith tries to get Neo to sell his hair care products. *

Agent Smith: I'm looking for Neo.

Guy at door: Never heard of him.

Agent Smith: I have something for him, a gift.

* Neo walks up to Agent Smith and company. *

Neo: Hiya, fellas.

Agent Smith: We are here because of you Mr. Anderson.

Neo: Why?

* Agent Smith makes his sales pitch to Neo. *

Agent Smith: Have you ever stood and stared at it? Marveled at
it's beauty? It's genius?

* Agent Smith Shows Neo a ten year contract for him to sign. *

Neo: Wow, that sounds like a really good deal. But I think I've
got a better one. Why don't I give you the finger....

Neo: I know what you're trying to do.

Agent Smith: You're going to help us, Mr. Anderson. Whether you
want to or not.

Agent Smith: It is inevitable.

Neo: What are you trying to tell me?

Agent Smith: If you can't beat us... join us!

Neo: Really.

Neo: I know Kung Fu.

Agent Smith: Goodbye, Mr. Anderson.

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They start to fight. A huge cloud of dust is raised! Loud screams are coming from the battle area. Then all of a sudden silence. A shadowy figure runs into hiding. After a few moments you hear a lone voice coming from the cloud.
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Neo: I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here, to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to show them a world, without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world, where anything is possible. Where we go from there, is a choice I leave to you.

* Agent Smith thinks to himself " The only way you can survive is to spread to another area". *

Agent Smith: I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive, isn't it? I must get out of here.

Agent Smith: You hear that, Mr. Anderson?

Neo: My name..is NEO!

* Looks like some agents never learn... *

(Direct quotes were used from both films.)