The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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Marriage!

Anyway, me and Nephthys have some special news...we are getting married! 😄 Yes...I know it was soon, but we just know we are mean't to be. And if you think I am making this up, we have been having lots of text convos lately and I finally made a move! : http://i55.servimg.com/u/f55/17/73/92/12/meme-f10.png Our legal documents have also been finalized:

Our marriage ceremony will be held tommorow at 2:30pm ET in the Star Wars Versus Forums @The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy. NewGuy01 and Q99 will be my groomsman, and Nalaniel will be my flower girl. However, Tzeentch has been banned from the ceremony after he made sexual talk that he "owns by booty." Thank you all for your support, I really appreciate it. 🙂

Neph is robbing the cradle, and he coulda stole better 😐

Someone object.

I OBJECT

Originally posted by Nephthys
Someone object.

It's to late now...I already have a paper processing that no one can object, even if they object before the paper is released.

THANKS Obama....

Originally posted by Nephthys
THANKS Obama....

Bae, what's wrong? 🙁 You were the one who said "yes."

The irony is I bet both use Firefox.

I use Google Chrome.

If I wasn't already engaged with Neph, I would so make out with you right now.

Omnisexual?

So I caught the tail-end of Revenge of the Sith on Spike the other day, and it occurred to me that uh... well apparently hyperspace travel in Star Wars is arguably one of the most efficient forms of travel in sci-fi/fantasy.

Obi-Wan and Anakin are dueling, the camera cuts away to Sideous immediately after his duel with Yoda telling his aides to prep his shuttle for departure; he mentions that he senses Anakin is in danger. Obi-Wan whoops dat ass, leaves Anakin to die in the lava, takes Padme' and splits. Sideous arrives shortly thereafter and brings Anakin back to Coruscant.

That's all well and good, but. Well, is a core-world, and Mustafar is in the outer-rim. Coruscant. Assuming Anakin didn't lay there in a puddle of lava for days, Sideous' shuttle somehow managed to transport him essentially three-quarters of the way across the entire Galaxy in a matter of hours, perhaps in even less time than that.

wtf? Is this ever covered in the novelization? The only thing I can think of is that perhaps Yoda and Palpatine's duel took place days before Obi-Wan and Anakin's did. But no indication of that is ever given, and as well one would think that if Palpatine sensed Anakin's impending peril in advance, he would have warned him. Instantaneous communication is a thing in Star Wars.

So did Lucas just **** up/not give a shit about galactic geography, or is hyperspace travel really that badass? If the latter, the only sci-fi transportation that tops it really is teleportation and other forms of instantaneous travel.

I wouldn't kiss you though ^

There's some issues with consistency in its use, but Hyperdrive capability is much faster than say, Warp Drive. To further that point, at Warp 9.whatever, it would take any Federation ship years (7 iirc) to reach 2/3rds of the way across the galaxy (As in Voyager). Comparatively, even small SW ships can go from Coruscant to the Outer Rim before anyone has to shave or change clothes.

Edited some more musings in there.

But yeah. Star Wars logistical tech seems to blow franchises like Star Treks or Warhammer 40K's out of the water.

The bottom line is GL just doesn't care. That's why the Deathstar blows up planets using impossible space-physics, or Star Destroyers are practically Dyson Spheres in terms of power capability. He is one of the sloppiest sci-fi writers that didn't write in the 50s.

In ESB, if the officer's word is taken at face value, then the Millenium Falcon would be "half way across the galaxy by now" in a matter of... minutes? Hours?

I try not to focus on the total impossibility of the fictional technology. The point of it is the spectacle.

Y DONT U LIEK CONSISTENACEH, LOOSHUN?