Scenario #10 Batman jumps through the window and into a black hole that shoots him into an alternate dimension where bears talk and drink stuff that makes them bounce. Shocked by his new surroundings Batman throws away his costume and utility belt and puts on a purple outfit then grows a goatee. He then hires a bunch of ogres to capture said bears and learn the secrets of there juice.
Scenario #11: Batman has one week prep jumps into the bar and defeats absolutely every Marvel villain using his intimidating bat ears. All fanboys go woot.
Bat's dive rattles the bar which was holding Mr T's (He was clubber lang a god-damn evil bastard if their ever was one) milk. Bat's is then pummeled senseless by Mister T
Batman is about to jump in the bar when he is bumped into by Maddox , the burly Lumberjack-pirate forcibly throws Bat's through the Bar (as in through both walls) killing the poor bastard....
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Re: If batman jumped through the window of a marvel villians bar....
If Batman Jumped through the window of a marvel villains bar?
First, all the villains would too drunk and stupid to know what is happening.
Batman uses stealth attack and sneaks behind Juggernaut and imitates his voice saying "Thanos you're a punk!".
Thanos gets up and punches Jugg's outta the bar.
Thanos goes to the bathroom. Batman then disguises himself as Thanos and walks up to Dr Doom and calls him a wuss. Then tells him meet me in the mens bathroom. Quickly Batman removes his disguise and hides behind the piano and watches Dr Doom create a super magical portal that sucks up the mens bathroom into another dimesion. Thus Thanos is gone.
Then Doctor Doom heads to the bar and ask for another round. Batman taps Doom on the should and pokes Victor's eyes.
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Apr 17th, 2006 10:20 AM
you said poop.
