SixOfTwelve
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Obi-Wan's father?
Ok, a theory, evidenced by lines in the movie:
Exhibit A:
Palp: "I need your help, son." -> proof that Palpatine is Anakin's father.
Exhibit B:
Obi: "You were my brother!" -> proof that Anakin's father is also Obi-Wan's father.
The inevitable conclusion: Palpatine is Obi-Wan's father!
That would make Owen Lars... Obi-Wan's stepbrother, I guess. See? The old "Obi and Owen are brothers" theory was right. Kinda. From a certain point of view.
And no, I'm not being serious, of course.
May 20th, 2005 05:42 AM
~ J ~
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heh?
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May 20th, 2005 05:46 AM
Milosz006
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Location: United States
This thread contributes greatly to this forum.
And no, I'm not being serious, of course.
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May 20th, 2005 05:55 AM
Imaginary
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Location: Sydney, Australia.
You have GOT to be kidding
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May 20th, 2005 07:40 AM
SixOfTwelve
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Location: Germany
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Imaginary
You have GOT to be kidding
Search your feelings: You know that somewhere out there, some nerd is seriously considering this and probably drawing up a fanfic about it already...
May 20th, 2005 07:43 AM
Naredhel
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Location: Wiltshire, England
... right.
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May 20th, 2005 09:02 AM
LanceWindu
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Lay off the narcotics SixOfTwelve, they mess with your fanboy perceptions.
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May 20th, 2005 09:12 AM
SixOfTwelve
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Location: Germany
Which part of "I'm not being serious" didn't you understand?
Jeez... just a joke, people, relax... (goes back to bed)
Mods: feel free to lock the thread please.
May 20th, 2005 12:06 PM
Dexx
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Location: Bucharest, Romania
joke, no joke..it's a bad one
May 20th, 2005 12:08 PM
SixOfTwelve
Blue Elephant Muppet
Registered: May 2005
Location: Germany
I know.
But I also know that there were idiots around who were convinced after seeing the trailer that Palpatine's "son" line was significant.
May 20th, 2005 12:10 PM
umraan
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another ****ing gay newbie thread.
May 20th, 2005 01:18 PM
SixOfTwelve
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Certainly newbie enough to remember the original "Obi and Owen are brothers" argument from the seventies, Youngling.
May 20th, 2005 02:03 PM
Jedi Merc
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he calls him son to get a bond with him and get him to the darkside
May 20th, 2005 03:15 PM
SpyCspider
Senior Member
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: United States
"And no, I'm not being serious, of course. "
he already said he wasn't serious about the idea....sheesh, stop trying
to correct him.
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May 20th, 2005 03:54 PM
peluffo
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Location: Mza- Argentina
Terrific!! I'll forward it to Lucas ASAP!!
Wait, no... it's too late... Crap!
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"Good" is a point of view...The Sith and the Jedi are similar in almost every way.
May 20th, 2005 04:25 PM
forumcrew
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Location: United States
quote: (post ) Originally posted by SpyCspider
"And no, I'm not being serious, of course. "
he already said he wasn't serious about the idea....sheesh, stop trying
to correct him.
then why bother making a new thread about it.. pointless banter
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May 20th, 2005 06:16 PM
LanceWindu
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by umraan
another ****ing gay newbie thread.
Do you want a warning for member bashing and using a sexual orientation in a duragatory manner? Cut the crap.
Anyways, thread closed at starters request.
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May 20th, 2005 10:32 PM
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