Authority VERSUS Avengers - Kmc style !

The authority are tired of watching the ant's struggle amongst the dirt and decide to descend from their mansion made of pure ivory (Decorated tastefully with Orangutan paw's , White tiger pelt's and coat hangers made out of white rhino horns , I don't know what it is about endangered species that makes such great furniture ? 😎 )

So to end their futile struggling the Authority decide to put the Avengers out of their misery and kill the poor bastards...

The authority

Dizzle - Powers : BlackBolt (Marvel , Inhumans) + Drizzt Do'Urden(Dark elf...thing , i dont read the book's ok cut me some slack ! )

Grey fox - Powers: V (V from Vendetta) + Marv (Sin City)

Scoobless - Powers : Iron Man (Marvel , Iron-man) + Thor (Marvel , The Mighty Thor)

Quick Freeze - Powers : Quickfreeze (Amalgam , The X-League) + Hawkman (DC , Thangarian)

Khellendros - Powers : Spiderman (Marvel , Astonishing tales) + Mr Majestic (Wildstorm , G13)

DigiMark - Powers : : Tick + Warblade

TheKhan - Powers :Rorschach + Lobo

VERSUS

Darkcrawler - Powers : Namor
Tony Stark - Powers :Iron Man
Marcus4600 - Powers : Thor
Disappear - Powers: Black Panther
AJ4 Life - Powers : Hercules
Accel - Powers : Quicksilver
Nathan Summers - Powers : Luke Cage
Murda Mase - Powers : Hulk
WonderMan - Powers : Wonderman
Tshern - Powers : Quasar
Steverules - Powers :Wolverine
Willrules - Powers : Beast
Rewmac - Powers : War Machine
Laminator_X - Powers : Hawkeye
Spidey's Sister - Powers : Spider Woman (Jessica Drew)
Psyquis 52 - Powers : Darkhawk
Thunderstrike - Powers : Thunderstrike/ Masterson Thor
Mr. Valentine - Powers : Sentry
DraconainVolata - Powers : Scarlet Witch
Captain Stoic - Powers : Spider-Man
Soleran - Powers : The Vision
Badabing - Powers : The Thing
Marvelprince -Powers : Ant Man II
Creshok - Powers : Yellowjacket
The_Olympian - Powers : Rick Jones

The battle takes place in the middle of a completely Empty New york , tumble weeds and old newspapers drift eerily in the wind.

The background music (Just to provide the 'Feel' ) is Godsmack's 'Speak' (It can be found at http://www.purevolume.com/godsmack for those whom haven't heard it , just click on 'Speak' and turn your speakers up 🤘 )

LET'S ROCK !!!!

Ok I go back in Time and whack Dizzle's guy and Grey Fox's guys then go intangible and posses Digimark's character while intangible!

2 down and one joined our fight before anyone could even blink!

To the Authority's surprise, Bababing has secret weapons that dazzle and amaze the Authority into submission without one punch.

Number 6

I doubt vision can go back in time , also authority members have the stated powers added together.

And Lara Croft

So this is why you wanted to know how many and who we had??? crafty devil 😛 lol we win because of sheer numbers probably.. Polls work wonders

Come on, I ride ants. Obviously I unleash my wrath and both teams fall at my feet.

Vision is now in Iron Lad's old armor who traveled in time, its a Kang invention. So now Vision has his old abilities and Iron Lads abilities.

Originally posted by Soleran
Vision is now in Iron Lad's old armor who traveled in time, its a Kang invention. So now Vision has his old abilities and Iron Lads abilities.

Shit , NO TIME TRAVVELING !!!!

and badabing less Porn please....

Ok Fox, I thought they were PG or PG-13. 😎

Originally posted by grey fox
Shit , NO TIME TRAVVELING !!!!

and badabing less Porn please....

Hey now lets not limit the powers I mean look at your combo's there🙂

Even still I just posses Digi's guy and kill your marv and v combo🙂 💃

awesome, and thanks for remembering me fox

anyway i find tick and have a tussle i use my wrestling abilities to knock him out then i go looking for a somoen elses ass to kick, and meet magestic and have a tussel wth him

Originally posted by AJ4LIFE
awesome, and thanks for remembering me fox

anyway i find tick and have a tussle i use my wrestling abilities to knock him out then i go looking for a somoen elses ass to kick, and meet magestic and have a tussel wth him

Well ok then instead of possessing tick I go posses Dizzle's character and then I burp as loud as possible at my the Authoritys closest team mate to blow them up🙂

Right and an I'll shrink and give one of them a really bad sting. It'll a lot of benodryl to clear that up

next i go kick the crap out of foxs v for vendeta guy anbd kill him lol

Khell rakes his HV across the field taking out the weaker members of the team , i Kill the their wounded with beating's and knifes.

Weaker members gone but since Ant-Man is the strongest there is I still hang in there. Then I take out your crops with a well placed swarm of locust so you can't heat and supply your body with much needed nutrients and ATP's needed for energy. Then when my mosquitos infect you malaria your bodies will be to weak to fight of the infection. HAHAHAHAHA Ant-Man smash!!!!!

Slowly I, Namor start telling stories about my pimpin' skills, making the opposite team extremely jealous as I tell them about the womanizing I have had over the long years I have spent. I show them images of the chicks I have had the luxury to share a bed with, making them cry like little girls.

After I have crushed all the faith they have in their manhood, I start to show off the limitless wealth I have, after all I practically do own 75% of the planet. I also flaunt the fact that I have a kingdom full of hot blue-skinned babes who adore me and who would jump in bed with me in a second if I would just say a word. After this I remind them of my good looks and the fact that since I doesn't age, I will stay like this forever.

By now, most of the opposing team should have done a suicide, but the remaining members who cry in the ground, realizing that their lives are pathetic compared to mine are taken out by next of my team, who are wearing ear plugs...😛

GODBLAST! 💃