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King KAM
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Originally posted by Mindship

But seriously since these are my two favorite characters, I gotta give each credit.

Surfer is knocked down, stunned, but no real harm done (sorry, but it Is just one punch). But he also says something to the effect of (as Superman always seems to be saying something like this), "That was the toughest blow I've ever felt, and I don't want to feel it again."

dude superman hits surfer with a "you just killed lois" punch, and surfer goes night night

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Originally posted by Flame On!!
He has no dick....

I saw a thread on it once here in the comics section created by some banned member.

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Pretty sure he does.

There was a scan of him 'de-glazing' himself to sleep with Alica (or some other earth women) and he was wearing briefs under it.

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Originally posted by grey fox
Pretty sure he does.

There was a scan of him 'de-glazing' himself to sleep with Alica (or some other earth women) and he was wearing briefs under it.

I can tell you paid attention to this shifty

Everyone wheres briefs even girls. Wearing them is little edidence for a penis. We will only ever know if he does the "full monty".

wink

I'll send you the 4x4 glossy.

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Maybe he was going to wear one of those detachable thingies...... sick

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Originally posted by Flame On!!
I can tell you paid attention to this Everyone wheres briefs even girls. Wearing them is little edidence for a penis. We will only ever know if he does the "full monty".

I'll send you the 4x4 glossy.

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[sarcasm]Very Funny flame on. [/sarcasm]

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Maybe he was going to wear one of those detachable thingies......

TMI

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Maybe he was going to wear one of those detachable thingies......

You mean a "strap on" you really don't use the internet for anything but comics do you. wink

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Originally posted by Flame On!!
You mean a "strap on" you really don't use the internet for anything but comics do you.

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Maybe I'm not interested in those things like some others here.

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Maybe I'm not interested in these things like some others here.

Have to agree. FO is a litle disturbed in the mind

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Maybe I'm not interested in these things like some others here.

Every man is interested in [slightly rude do not read if offended by mature themes] [SPOILER - highlight to read]: Lesbian strap on sex.

smile

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FO is a litle disturbed in the mind

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Originally posted by grey fox
Have to agree. FO is a litle disturbed in the mind

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Originally posted by Flame On!!
Every man is interested in [slightly rude do not read if offended by mature themes] [SPOILER - highlight to read]: Lesbian strap on sex.

-FO!!

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Originally posted by grey fox
Have to agree. FO is a litle disturbed in the mind

Do I detect some geeks on the forum?

No, I don't believe it, not on a comics forum! shifty

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[QUOTE=8612343]Originally posted by Flame On!!

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Do I detect some geeks on the forum? No, I don't believe it, not on a comics forum!

-FO!!

Oh i'm so sorry we don't live up to your ideas of normalcy you perverted little shit-stirrer

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Oh i'm so sorry we don't live up to your ideas of normalcy you perverted little shit-stirrer

You don't like films about "hot" girl on girl action with toys?

erm

I pity you.

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Mar 23rd, 2007 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by King KAM
dude superman hits surfer with a "you just killed lois" punch, and surfer goes night night

H'mm...2 or 3 punches, perhaps. wink

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One punch from Superman isnt going to KO the Surfer.

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You don't like films about "hot" girl on girl action with toys?

I pity you.

-FO!!

Personally I find it overly reminicent of . . .

stopping now . . .

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Originally posted by Board Walker
Surfer more times then not, has been knocked out, or harmed by physical blows.

Surfers defense to super novas may be high, but his defense to physical attacks? It it is on the low side.

Do you honestly want to argue that SS has more feats portraying him a immune to physical blows or nigh resistant to them?

Because I can provide 3-4 showings of surfer being beaten down, KO'ed, by physical attacks.

Superman has the power to KO SS in one punch, I suppose hitting SS with force to move a solar system in the compact form of a punch will do nothing?

Wrong it will KO him.

Surfer has done well against brawlers before.

The few who've laid him low and will probably continue to do so, happen to be special cases.

He gets thrashed by Thanos, who would likely physically thrash any top tier hero who fights him mano y mano.

He gets thrashed by Thor or BRB, who each wield extremely powerful plot device magical hammers.
Call me when either thrashes Surfer without the hammers and just fists alone.
You find me the top tiers who wouldn't likely be laid out with a few charged hammer blows.

He has taken an enraged Hulks pounding on him, stomping his head an didn't say ouch or show pain.
He simply threw up a forcefield and then did something exotic.

He's beaten Lunatik, Abom and others in physical combat.

He's consistently the most durable hero in Marvel comics.

Superman won't ko him.

He'll hurt him, but then hear something noble about the PC, and lose the match.

And Superman hasn't shown the force to move the entire solarsystem.

Mageddon certainly was uber, but it wasn't that uber.

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Originally posted by UniOmni
And Superman hasn't shown the force to move the entire solarsystem.

Mageddon certainly was uber, but it wasn't that uber.

GAM

lol

Did you read WWIII? If you did, then did you see the size of Mageddon?

Considering the size of it, it would most definitely way a lot more than our solar system. Our solar system's size is 99% empty space. And Mageddon's ship filled all of that space with its mass... metal, circuitry, weapons, technology, etc...

But, I don't base Superman's strength off of that one feat alone. I realize that's a once in a blue moon feat for him, but obviously Board Walker doesn't realize that.

Cosign with Uni. The punch won't knock Norrin out, but he'll feel it.

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