| The Amityville Horror Review |
| by Jerry Saravia |
| I wish I could simplify and say this horror remake plainly bites the big
one, or that it merely sucks. But brevity would be giving this movie
some sort of undeserved status amongst fans of truly awful cinema.
This 2005 remake of 1979's "The Amityville...more |
| The Amityville Horror Review |
| by Steve Rhodes (Rating: 1/4) |
| "There are no bad houses, just bad people," George Lutz (Ryan Reynolds) tells
the rest of his family. "Houses don't kill people," he also advises. "People
kill people." Wanna bet? more |
| The Amityville Horror Review |
| by Steve Rhodes (Rating: 1/4) |
| "There are no bad houses, just bad people," George Lutz (Ryan Reynolds) tells
the rest of his family. "Houses don't kill people," he also advises. "People
kill people." Wanna bet? more |
| The Amityville Horror Review |
| by Susan Granger (Rating: 4/10) |
| Susan Granger's review of "The Amityville Horror" (M.G.M)
There's a lesson to be learned from the box-office success of this film:
horror pictures make money, even if they're quite dreadful. Why? Audiences like
to be scared.
So, once again,...more |
| The Amityville Horror Review |
| by Susan Granger (Rating: 4/10) |
| Susan Granger's review of "The Amityville Horror" (M.G.M)
There's a lesson to be learned from the box-office success of this film:
horror pictures make money, even if they're quite dreadful. Why? Audiences like
to be scared.
So, once again,...more |
| The Amityville Horror Review |
| by Liam Cullin (Rating: 6/10) |
| "In The Amityville Horror, the ghost told them to get out of the house. White
people stayed in there...a ghost say get the fuck out I would just tip the fuck
out the door. They looked in the toilet bowl with the blood in the toilet and
said, "That's...more |
| The Amityville Horror Review |
| by Liam Cullin (Rating: 6/10) |
| "In The Amityville Horror, the ghost told them to get out of the house. White
people stayed in there...a ghost say get the fuck out I would just tip the fuck
out the door. They looked in the toilet bowl with the blood in the toilet and
said, "That's...more |
| The Amityville Horror Review |
| by Harvey S. Karten (Rating: C+) |
| Reviewed by Harvey S. Karten
MGM
Grade: C+
Directed by: Andrew Douglas
Written by: Scott Kosar, based on Sandor Stern's screenplay,
novel by Jay Anson
Cast: Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George, Philip Baker Hall, Jimmy
Bennett, Jesse James, Chloe...more |
| The Amityville Horror Review |
| by Harvey S. Karten (Rating: C+) |
| Reviewed by Harvey S. Karten
MGM
Grade: C+
Directed by: Andrew Douglas
Written by: Scott Kosar, based on Sandor Stern's screenplay,
novel by Jay Anson
Cast: Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George, Philip Baker Hall, Jimmy
Bennett, Jesse James, Chloe...more |
| The Amityville Horror Review |
| by Bill Clark |
| I love it when the tagline for a movie doubles as hidden instructions
to the unassuming crowd about to view it. It's almost like a disclaimer
that you only understand after, in this case, eighty-seven minutes of
life draining stupidity that you can't get...more |
