Brockalizer
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Chuck Norris challenge
One of my all time favorite Chuck Norris feats was in M.I.A 2, when a rat was placed in a bag and secured to Chuck's head. He then literally kills it with both hands tied behind his back so, with that in mind here is the scenario.
The following characters have been captured by the enemy, secured in unbreakable bonds, hung upside doen and had rat bags placed on their heads. If they can kill the rat they won't be executed.
1. Punisher, Batman, Taskmaster, Daredevil, Wolverine (no hf), Nightwing, Ronin, Elektra
2*. Superman-OWAW, DoS-Doomsday, Gladiator, WB Hulk, Beta Ray Bill-SB, Thor-B&T
*Rat has been replaced with a pissed off Mighty Mouse and the bag is indestructible.
Feb 11th, 2013 06:38 PM
Newjak
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Everyone is Scenario 1 wins.
Everyone in Scenario 2 dies horribly.
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Feb 11th, 2013 06:53 PM
Galan007
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Norris clears.
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Feb 11th, 2013 07:38 PM
kgkg
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Mr.Chuck can't lose it's a Chuck Norris fact.
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Feb 11th, 2013 08:41 PM
Bentley
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There is no such thing as a challenge for Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris is never just a challenge, hence, the title is a nonsense.
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Feb 12th, 2013 05:57 AM
DragonRider19
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What the hell kinda thread is this.
Black Magic, Midnight, evil.
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Feb 12th, 2013 06:03 AM
wildernesss
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Feb 12th, 2013 06:14 AM
Brockalizer
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bentley
There is no such thing as a challenge for Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris is never just a challenge, hence, the title is a nonsense.
touchè
Feb 12th, 2013 06:43 AM
ThereIsHope
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Feb 12th, 2013 07:28 AM
wildernesss
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ThereIsHope
Stfu dude.
Feb 12th, 2013 11:17 AM
wildernesss
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said like a boss
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Feb 12th, 2013 11:27 AM
ThereIsHope
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I think Superman could freeze breath that little prick, or heat vision him.
WB Hulk might chin fck him.
Gladiator might use his eye lasers
Doomsday uses his pointy chin.
The others die
Feb 12th, 2013 11:33 AM
Mshinu
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Newjak
Everyone is Scenario 1 wins.
Everyone in Scenario 2 dies horribly.
Yep
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Feb 12th, 2013 11:41 AM
BruceSkywalker
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the powa of Norris is stronger than the batkick..
Norris clears this
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Feb 12th, 2013 06:45 PM
Villelater
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errm its funny...Chuck Norris lost again...this time on an episode of Mad on Cartoon network
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Feb 13th, 2013 05:18 AM
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