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If Timmy is an average kid, then shouldnt more ppl understand him?
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This one goes out to all the margarine lovers out there!
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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home.
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
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Its not a dress, its a kimono.
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I’m on a beach. In Canada. Canada!
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Oh god, the new neighbors have a dog.
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And so, i guess it just takes ME to change a lightbulb.
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I’d like to read from a prepared statement:
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Aug 11th, 2018 07:16 AM |
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Its 1963, in Longview, Washington.
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Aug 11th, 2018 07:17 AM |
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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
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Aug 13th, 2018 09:32 AM |
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Why start a fire with flint and sticks when they’ve invented the lighter?
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The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.
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Aug 13th, 2018 09:34 AM |
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Asiago cheese is conveniently glued to my thighs.
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Aug 14th, 2018 10:04 AM |
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I want an armband tattoo that reads ‘ARMBAND’.
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Aug 14th, 2018 10:05 AM |
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What if he’s your Romeo but you’re his Casanova?
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Aug 14th, 2018 10:07 AM |
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And so in conclusion: Grapes.
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Some shoes look good, some shoes feel good.
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Oh.
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