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Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.
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The Huntress
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Yo mama so fat she got more chins than a hongkong phonebook
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Jun 8th, 2004 07:52 AM |
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yo mama so fat she on a rainbow and came skittles
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Jun 8th, 2004 07:53 AM |
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Pantera
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Gender: Male
Location: North Carolina |
Yo mama is like a Big Mac, full of fat and only worth a buck.
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Jun 8th, 2004 07:55 AM |
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yo mama's so fat she wears her shirts in three sizes SUPER...GIANT and AHHHHHH ITS COMING TOWARD US!
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Jun 8th, 2004 07:56 AM |
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Pantera
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Gender: Male
Location: North Carolina |
Yo mama is so fat when she skips a meal, the stock-market drops.
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Jun 8th, 2004 07:58 AM |
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yo mama so fat when she moved god said let there be light!
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Jun 8th, 2004 07:59 AM |
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Pantera
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Gender: Male
Location: North Carolina |
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
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Jun 8th, 2004 08:01 AM |
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yo mama so dumb she chased the school bus think'n it was twinkie
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Jun 8th, 2004 08:06 AM |
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Pantera
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Gender: Male
Location: North Carolina |
Yo mama so dirty, she made Right Guard go left.
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Jun 8th, 2004 08:06 AM |
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Sweet Sacrifice
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yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets
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Jun 8th, 2004 08:07 AM |
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Sweet Sacrifice
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yo mama so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil
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Jun 8th, 2004 08:09 AM |
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Pantera
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Gender: Male
Location: North Carolina |
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.
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Jun 8th, 2004 08:10 AM |
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Sweet Sacrifice
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yo mama so fat when she walks outside it measures on the rector scale
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Jun 8th, 2004 08:11 AM |
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Pantera
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Gender: Male
Location: North Carolina |
Yo mama's so dirty, plants grow off her ass.
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Jun 8th, 2004 08:13 AM |
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Sweet Sacrifice
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you mama so fat she like rail road tracks she's laid all through town
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Jun 8th, 2004 08:14 AM |
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Pantera
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Gender: Male
Location: North Carolina |
Q: What's the difference between yo' mama and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic sunk and your mama floated.
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Jun 8th, 2004 08:15 AM |
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yo mama so fat her blood type is Hershey
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Jun 8th, 2004 08:18 AM |
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Pantera
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Gender: Male
Location: North Carolina |
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."
The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."
POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."
POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"
The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."
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Jun 8th, 2004 08:20 AM |
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Sweet Sacrifice
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Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
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Jun 8th, 2004 08:21 AM |
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