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Pantera
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Yo mama is so fat, she's the reason they declared world hunger.


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yo mama so fat she jumped and made the grand canyon

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Yo mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.


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Yo mamas so fat when she jumped in lake the whole town flooded.

One day at a school a boy came in at 8:45 school started and 8:30 the teachers asked"Why are you late?" the boy replied I was on top of Mulberry Hill"The boy sat down.

At 9:00 another little boy came in the teacher asked "where were you?"the boy replied I was on top of Mulberry Hill"the boy sat down.

At 9:15 another little boy came in and the teacher asked"where were you?"the little boy replied"I was on top of Mulberry hill"agitated the teacher asked where is this mulberry hill?" "Youll find out soon enough"the boy replied.

and 9:30 a new little girl came in."whats your name little girl?"the teacher asked."My name is hill,mulberry hill" she replied.


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laughing

yo mama so fat she wears a yellow shirt and people yell "TAXI"

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Yo mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a get away rope.


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lf> laughing x 100

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Yo mama is so poor, she strips at Chuckie Cheese for tokens.


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Yo mama so old, she has dreams in black and white.


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Yo mamas so ugly when she walks around people tell her to take of her halloweem mask


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Yo mama is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Hey where's my gumball?"


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yo mama so poor she has to pay for her M n M one at a time on lay away

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Yo mama is so stupid she put a phone in her butt and thought she was making a booty call.


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laughing thats great where do you hear these they are really funny!

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I just hear them from a bunch of people at my school and stuff. big grin


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Yo mama so nasty, she makes Speed Stick deodorant slow down.


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yo mamas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.


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Yo mama is so nasty, she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.


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yo mamas so fat Jupiter got jealous


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Yo mama so dumb, she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.


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