Gender: Female Location: Lost in the forbidden forest!
harry and ron were sitting down and talking about quidditch but they noticed fred and george laughing at them harry and ron decided they would go and see them but they couldnt get up fred and george put glue on there seats it was there knew invention .so r can u help us get out harry asked that would be 17 sickles or sit there for the rest of your lives said fred ok so that wasnt that funny but that was all i could think of
When Draco Malfloy was a little boy, always when asked about his name, he would proudly reply: "I'm Mr. Malfloy's son."
His mother told him that this was wrong, and that he must say,
"I'm Draco Malfloy."
One day Mr Flitch spoke to him: "Aren't you Mr. Luciuse Malfloy's son?"
Draco replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
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Little Seamus Dean told his mother he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked him.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered he inocently.
You did WHAT ? ! ?" she exclaimed in surprise.
"You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it
didn't move."
-------------- Molly whose sons were always getting into mischief, finally asked George: "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"
George thought it over and said: "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and Fred will keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, you two, come in or stay out!'
One day Hagrid as a member of the Order was chasing/hunting Luciuse, Wortmail and Goyle senior. As they were flying on their brooms, suddendly the three of them crashed and ended up in an old mountain, they were captured by a group of magical wild people. In order to release them they had to fulfill three tasks:
1. To sweem a lake 2. To break an arm of a Greezly 3. To sexually satisfy the wildest woman in the tribe
Sp wormtail went first, he jumped in the lake, but then he realised he couldn't sweem so he was done. Next went Luciuse, who sweemed the lake, then he entered the cave for the Grizzly, but never came out.
Then it was Hagrid's turn; so Hagrid sweemed the lake, then he entered the cave, the wild people heard a lot of screams and yells, but Hagrid remained in the cave for some like two hours. When he came out he said:
" Where is this WILD woman so I can break her arm?"
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-wipes her tears from laughing so much- i love that joke with Hagrid 
Aug 23rd, 2004 11:26 AM
honestly lol you dont wanna ask 
