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El Toro
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Originally posted by Aku
The arnie film 'commando' has to be one aswell. Arnie with like half of Iraq's arsenal going against 50,000 middle eastern extremeists just to get his daughter back. Although what made this film funny is that the main bad guys were both fat and they were supposed to be special forces. And *SPOLIER* (sorry I don't know how to post them) the bad guy dies from having a pipe thrown at him. I mean come on!!!!

are you kidding me!!!
non of the mentioned points are what made COMMANDO "the king of all 80s action" funny.

it was the one-liners arnie managed to pull throughout the whole freakin movie!!!

examples:
- Let off some steam bennitt
- your a funny guy selly, i like you. that's why im gonna kill you last.
- remember when i said i would kill you last......i lied!!!
- please dont disturb my friend....he's "dead" tired
- i eat green berets for breakfast....and i'm very hungry!!

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those were great one liners, i loved em... although king of 80s action? i dunno about that...

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Has anyone mentioned evil dead?

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almost any horror movie now a days are serious but they are hilarious

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quote:
Originally posted by El Toro
are you kidding me!!!

examples:
- Let off some steam bennitt
- your a funny guy selly, i like you. that's why im gonna kill you last.
- remember when i said i would kill you last......i lied!!!
- please dont disturb my friend....he's "dead" tired
- i eat green berets for breakfast....and i'm very hungry!!

I know i've seen it that may times.

- But to put a knife in me, and see the expression on my face when you twern it.
- (What did you do to selly?) I let him go!
- But what is impwortant is gravity
- (So if you want your daughter back you gonna have to co-operate right?) WONG! *bang*
- (Leave anything for us?) Just bodeez

I know they arnt one liners but they are well funny. Notice the size of arnies forehead when he says "let of some steam bennitt"

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Here's to other Commando lines:

Stewardess: "Do you have any carry-on luggage"
Arnie:" No, just him"

Arnie: "We'll take Cookes car, he won't be needing it"

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Aku
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And shouldnt Bennitt die when Arine punches him against that electric fence thing?

More lines....

-I Like Cadillacs, Know what I like best? The Price
-Open your mouth again and i'll nail it shut (even though he didnt have any nails)
-Why dont you have Bennitt do it? Sounds like something he would get off on.
-Come on, Dang FLY!!!!
-Im not gonna shoot you between the eyes john, im gonna shoot you between the balls. (but surley it would be more effective to shoot him between the eyes.)

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Cory Chaos
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Anyone ever going to name an actual "serious" film, here? Action and Horror never take themselves so seriously to where critiques are unavoidable.

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I thought The Punisher was TRYING to be deadly serious.

Maybe thats just me being a fan of the comics, thinking that the Director would at least try and match up to it. But alas, it was hilarious.

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quote:
Originally posted by Red Superfly
I thought The Punisher was TRYING to be deadly serious.

Maybe thats just me being a fan of the comics, thinking that the Director would at least try and match up to it. But alas, it was hilarious.

Which Punisher film are you refering to?

Dec 14th, 2004 10:39 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by Aku
And shouldnt Bennitt die when Arine punches him against that electric fence thing?

More lines....

-I Like Cadillacs, Know what I like best? The Price
-Open your mouth again and i'll nail it shut (even though he didnt have any nails)
-Why dont you have Bennitt do it? Sounds like something he would get off on.
-Come on, Dang FLY!!!!
-Im not gonna shoot you between the eyes john, im gonna shoot you between the balls. (but surley it would be more effective to shoot him between the eyes.)

Here's more;

Cindy: "where are we going?"
Arnie: "shopping"
Cindy:"shopping?"

Cop: " suspect is 6'2, brown hair...he's one big mother****er(or something along those lines)

Cop " why don't you see me kick some ass" (not realising who he's dealing with at that time)

Guy at beginning of film taking out garbage: "I was afraid you were going to miss me"
Cooke: " Don't worry, we won't"(immeditely shooting him with uzis)

Dec 14th, 2004 10:50 AM

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