Gender: Female Location: WheRe JacK is I'M There By His Side
LOL.....that was funny!! both times i had a line it totally sounded like something i WOULD SAY!!! LOL!! I was just rather disappointed that i didnt have lines with JOHNNY!!!! LOL...but it's ok maybe next time!!!
**The girls from MovieKillers forum have Tied and gagged Orlando to a chair and stripped him down to his underpants whilst sailorLeo is 'asleep' with her head in Norries Lap. Johnny and Keira are sat on plump leather couches in Johnny's trailor with the girls drooling onto the floor at him
Johnny: sooo....
Chiki Mina: yes...soooo....
Keira: What are the conditions?
PirateDiva: we have conditions?
Johnny: If you didn't have any conditions then why are you taking us all hostage??
PirateDiva: Oh...that....
Johnny: Yes...that....
evilm0nki3: we just thought it would be fun-
LovelyOne: no no no, we deffinately had a plan....
Keira: Which was?
mmoviejunkie: You get orlando and we get johnny!
Keira: How is that fair?!
Johnny: I wouldn't mind the trade...
Ivebeendeppened: Great! We have a deal! Ladies, I bagsie him first!
Johnny: Please...there's enough depp to be going deep with...
Keira: Oh please, how many times have you had to practice that line before you actually got to use it?
Johnny: Your just jealous that there is no cheesy sexual-innuendo chat-up line to go with your second name..
Keira: They don't call me 'Keira Twice-Knightley' for nothing, you know...
Norrie: Oh please...like no one saw that one coming!
**Looks down at sailorLeo...still 'sleeping' **
Awww....she just looks so cute all snuggled up like a little bug-in-a-rug!
LovelyOne: *ahem!*
PirateDiva: Ah yes...back to business....
CaptinJackSparrow: You get orlando back if you can make it a jack and Liz ending in at worlds end...
Johnny: We'll give you the ending for free! You can keep him!
Norrie: This little sailor is starting to wriggle a little...I think she's getting wrestless...
KateLovesPirate: Do you mean to say that we WILL get our ending?
Keira: Only if you're good 'ship followers and never let the side down!
Chiki Mina: I TOLD EVERYONE NEVER TO LOSE THE FAITH!!! If it doesn't work out now and we don't get our ending, your all going to hell on a bicycle!
Orlando: **Obviously still gagged**
Mfph gaheb! anheya!
PirateDiva: What did he say?
Johnny: He's a eunich
PirateDiva: I KNEW IT!
SailorLeo: Can't you tell by the spongebbob boxershorts?
Norrie: I KNEW YOU WERE AWAKE!!!!!
SailorLeo: Eh?? No I'm not..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
LovelyOne: ...I think i can analyse what he's saying....
Johnny: He said the feather duster is in the closet and asked if you would be a dearie and get it for him and give him a tickle with it...go for the belly, he goes off like tickle me elmo when he's touched there...
Norrie: I won't even ask how you know that....
Johnny: And i would never tell....
Ivebeendeppened: So are we getting our jack/liz ending?
Keira: Well considering ted and terry have been threatened with all kinds of obscenities and blastophemeties since the 56 page script leaked onto the net...I'd say they have thought about it.
Lovethemtigers: I knew that would work!
Johnny: But obviously when they find out who it was they will be pressing charges for verbal assault...
Lovethemtigers: Yeah...it wasn't me....it was her **Points at....**
SailorLeo: HEY! I only sent them poop through the mail because they were going to kill off my NORRIE!
hahaha hilarious!!! i loe this thread... stress reliever... but currently its distracting me from a million page paper about a photocollage.... damn, i think...
Gender: Female Location: WheRe JacK is I'M There By His Side
LOL....I Love it i was talking to Johnny....w0oo00o00oo0....although it would have been nice if he was like I Love u PirateDiva....LOL!!! 2 much to ask? ok...i'll shut up now...LOL!!
spongebob boxers....too funny!
sailorleo sending poop to them hilarious!!! ROFL....
More More More!! LOL!!
(And just incase you guys get offensive about your argument SailorLeo and mmoviejunkie...just know that its no real and i dont intend for you to even WANT eachother to go to hell :P lol)
**The girls are off on holiday!!!! And guess where they're going!!!**
Taurusbaby: Right...we've been walking around this desert island for hours now!...I think we need to admit defeat...
ChikiMina: NO! a good 'shipper NEVER gives up! ...besides..we need to get there before those nobs as KTTC get there first!!
PirateDiva: I wouldn't worry there really...it's not like its johnny they will be after...
ivebeendeppened: I WOULD resort to murder if they even tried it...
SailorLeo: **Lying down in her bikini and soaking up the sun**
Well you can keep your hands off Norrie for a start.
PirateDiva: I think we all know that by now...
Willofthewisp: Why are you sun bathing? We're all going to die of starvation and your catching the raise?
SailorLeo: But Norrie said he likes my skin that lovely golden colour...
mmoviejunkie: What? Like a cooked chicken?
SailorLeo: oh...go to hell and die!
mmoviejunkie: Shouldn't it be; 'die and go to hell'??
SailorLeo: yes...but THAT would be less painful...
**Bwa Ha Ha looks around the tiny little island and suddenly spots something...**
Bwa ha ha: GUYS! over there!!
LovelyOne: Oh my god! It's...it's....its...who the hell is it?!
KateLovesPirate: its the skinny pirate with the wooden eye!!
PirateDiva: ITS SPAGHETTI!
**everyone looks around at her...**
Ivebeendeppened: Quick! After him! Maybe he can tell us where Johnny is!!!!!!
**The girls run toward the skinny little man like a stampede
Raghetti: Ah! I KNEW MY NEW FOUND FAME WOULD MAKE ME ATTRACTIVE TO THE OPPOSITE SEX!!
Chiki Mina: WE WANT JOHNNY! WE WANT JOHNNY!
SailorLeo: jOHNNY?! WE WANT BLOODY NORRINGTON!!!
Anonymous Poster: WE WANT WILL!
LovelyOne: **Rolls her eyes**
Theres always one isn't there...
Raghetti: Well...atleast they're not from KTTC...now they were barbaric...this lost are just crazy...
PirateDiva: Have you seen Johnny?
Raghetti: Maybe...what's it worth?
mmoviejunkie: Have you met our friend Chiki Mina?....
Chiki Mina: Hey! No fair! I don't wanna trade!
**Gore sees the commotion and comes over**
Gore: Excuse me ladies? Can i help you?
LovelyOne: Yes you bloody well can! Get the writers out here right now! We demand that they make it a jack/liz ending!
Gore: I would but they're tied up with the people from KTTC at the moment i'm afraid....they're trying to convince him into making Jack officially gay...
Ivebeendeppened: fat chance! he's all man!
Willofthewisp: ...but in all fairness...we HAVE seen him walk...
**Suddenly a trailor door opens and fantastical light explodes out of it as a god-like man steps out...in slow motion he walks towards Gore Verinski..**
PirateDiva: I would pee my pants but I would be very un-lady-like....
Johnny: Is there a problem out here?
SailorLeo: no problem at all...have you seen Norrington??
Johnny: not your guys again...I thought id seen the last of you when you went through my underwear draws and them sold some of it on E-bay...
Pirate Diva: I would NEVER sell your underwear on Ebay...
Johnny: So what do you do with it?
PirateDiva: I wear it...whatelse?
Johnny: I like your style!
Ivebeendeppened: Your so pretty...
Johnny: see??? ...that just proves that its not the air-brush effect! I AM this beautiful!
SailorLeo: **Impatient**
I want my Norrie!!
**A trailor door opens, and NORRIE appears, looking around for something...then...**
Norrie: I thought i heard...Oh! It is! SAILOR!! I thought i was never going to see you again!
**SailorLeo runs upto him and he puts her over his shoulder, whilst carrying her back into his trailor**
SailorLeo: **Shouting over to the girls**
Don't wait up for me! I may be a while!!
Norrie: Am i still your B**ch??
SailorLeo: Do you even have to ask???
**the girls all look on in amazement...but it doesnt last for long as they realise that Johnny actually IS standing infront of them**
Gore: So what can i do you for?
PirateDiva: We just want Johnny...
ChikiMina: And a happy ending...
Johnny: I've told you before you can have both!
Gore: Its either you lot or the KTTC people....one of you will be bitterly disappointed...
Johnny: And i will be equally disappointed if i don't get heroic ending...
Gore: Johnny we've shot the ending..you know what is going to happen...
PirateDiva: Care to tell?
Johnny: **Winking**
I'll tell you later...
Ivebeendeppened: And then you can tell me, right?
Johnny: If i told you I would have to kill you...
KatelovesPirate: Thats not fair...you can't tell one and not the rest of us...
Johnny: But theres over 100 of you here! If i told everyone then we would have to do a different ending!
LovelyOne: One that would be more jack/liz friendly?
Johnny: I cant say
ChikiMina: Oh poo on you!...But not literally obviously because thats just unbelieveably gross...
im going to print your stuff and put it in a treasue chest i made and read it whenever i feel sad.....omg.....i'd sing to you but it wouldn't be very effective via internet
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