Barker
Thorin Fan Club President
Gender: Male Location: Barkdonald's Inc. OMFGPlulz: dunt
quote: (post ) Originally posted by FeceMan
Statement: While FeceMan enjoys bashing Harry Potter fans, it is not the reason that FeceMan created this thread.
I see you ignored my other comment.
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Aug 2nd, 2007 03:59 PM
LaLuna
We have a rice cooker?
Gender: Female Location: Hogwarts, of course ;)
How strange. A forum created not only to raise the self-esteem of one, but to bash others intelligence, make fun of our beloved Harry, and tell us we're stupid.
He's obviously a slytherin at heart, HP fan or not.
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Aug 2nd, 2007 06:48 PM
~KoK!~
Sock Hunter
Gender: Male Location: US
Currently: Eating chicken?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by FeceMan
Declaration: [Laughter, mocking.]
Statement: ~KoK!~ does not understand the manner in which English works with regard to plural nouns and verb conjugation.
Quotation: "Evidence: His grammar and analysis of FeceMan demonstrate a poor-quality intellect."
Statement: Truncating FeceMan's statement by using a pronoun to describe "grammar and analysis" reads as follows:
"Evidence: They demonstrate a poor-quality intellect."
Declaration: The antecedents of "they" in that sentence are "grammar" and "analysis"; the use of the "they" is correct.
Conclusion: Since "they" is plural, the verb "demonstrate" requires a third-person plural conjugation--which is the word "demonstrate" rather than demonstrates.
Corollary: ~KoK!~ should stop posting before he is further embarrassed.
Yeah, you're wrong. "They" is plural, therefore, the verb must match it's plurality. therefore, Demonstrates .
Conclusion: Stop masturbation so vigorously.
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Nothing is true...everything is permitted.
Aug 2nd, 2007 07:47 PM
willRules
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Gender: Male Location: LOST
quote: (post ) Originally posted by FeceMan
Declaration: FeceMan is only cruel when others have made themselves deserving of his cruelty.
I'd hate to be your parents
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Aug 2nd, 2007 09:23 PM
Council#13
The Omega Male
Gender: Male Location: In your pants
quote: (post ) Originally posted by FeceMan
Statement: While FeceMan enjoys bashing Harry Potter fans, it is not the reason that FeceMan created this thread.
Declaration: FeceMan is only cruel when others have made themselves deserving of his cruelty.
Statement: A single retort filled with such terrible wit has never stung FeceMan so.
Response to FeceMan's statement: pffft, I find that hard to believe.
Response to FeceMan's declaration: I find that difficult believe, also.
Response to FeceMan's second statement: oh, another clever comment! I think that I should start giving cookies to you now, seeing as you're so smart! Well, isn't that what you want to hear? That you're so much intellectually superior than the rest of the world?
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Aug 3rd, 2007 12:40 AM
DanZeke25
You can't beat me.
Gender: Male Location: New Jersey
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~KoK!~
Yeah, you're wrong. "They" is plural, therefore, the verb must match it's plurality. therefore, Demonstrates .
Conclusion: Stop masturbation so vigorously.
Dude, I'm pretty sure it's demonstrate. Quit while you aren't too far behind.
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Aug 3rd, 2007 12:53 AM
Zeal Ex Nihilo
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Gender: Male Location:
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~KoK!~
Yeah, you're wrong. "They" is plural, therefore, the verb must match it's plurality. therefore, Demonstrates .
Conclusion: Stop masturbation so vigorously.
Declaration, colloquial: God, you fail at everything.
Statement: FeceMan will show the appropriate conjugation of the verb "demonstrate."
I demonstrate,
You demonstrate,
He/she/it demonstrates,
We demonstrate,
They demonstrate.
Conclusion: ~KoK!~ is not only a buffoon, but he is grammatically erroneous as well.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Council#13
Response to FeceMan's statement: pffft, I find that hard to believe.
Response to FeceMan's declaration: I find that difficult believe, also.
Response to FeceMan's second statement: oh, another clever comment! I think that I should start giving cookies to you now, seeing as you're so smart! Well, isn't that what you want to hear? That you're so much intellectually superior than the rest of the world?
Statement: While FeceMan enjoys cookies, FeceMan does not require them to know he is intellectually superior to most Harry Potter fans.
Evidence: The Harry Potter forum reminds him of the OTF with a topic.
Rhetorical query: For how long will Council#13 puzzle over that?
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Aug 3rd, 2007 02:34 AM
steverules
The doctor
Gender: Male Location: The tardis
quote: (post ) Originally posted by FeceMan
Declaration: FeceMan is only cruel when others have made themselves deserving of his cruelty.
How are Harry Potter fans trying to answer your question, deserving of your cruelty?
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Aug 3rd, 2007 12:23 PM
Syren
dreaming
Gender: Female Location: every which way but loose
Could Feceman please explain what's going on here? For me, again, because I must have missed the point
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ThorinWoofer
Aug 3rd, 2007 12:26 PM
Council#13
The Omega Male
Gender: Male Location: In your pants
quote: (post ) Originally posted by FeceMan
Rhetorical query: For how long will Council#13 puzzle over that?
For about as long as it takes you to accept the cookie!
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Aug 3rd, 2007 01:26 PM
willRules
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Gender: Male Location: LOST
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Syren
Could Feceman please explain what's going on here? For me, again, because I must have missed the point
I'm not even sure Feceman can answer that one. The important thing is that everyone is paying him all the attention
Go Feceman! You rock!!!! You show those Harry Potter fans how wrong they are for disrespecting you for the cool guy (I'm presuming you are male, as much as it is an insult to myself and every male on the planet to call you this) that you are. How dare these reasonable thinking people expect a true master of social etiquette like yourself to enter there forums, insult them, unprovoked, and then act surprised when they retaliate to your extremely pointless and absurd pleas for attention? Keep up the abysmal work my socially and mentally inept friend, you are providing me with an entertaining conversation
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Aug 3rd, 2007 06:08 PM
Zeal Ex Nihilo
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Declaration: [Laughter, mocking.]
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Aug 3rd, 2007 06:46 PM
potterz honey
***The Pretty Genius***
Gender: Female Location: Tom Felton's Bed
If you detest HP fans so much don't come on our forum.Thank you.
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Aug 3rd, 2007 08:10 PM
willRules
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Gender: Male Location: LOST
quote: (post ) Originally posted by steverules
Will...you may wanna look at his gender...it says Male, so you don't have to presume
Well Steve it also says male under your name but that's not true now is it?
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Aug 3rd, 2007 09:22 PM
dadudemon
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: Bacta Tank.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by FeceMan
Declaration: [Laughter, mocking.]
Statement: ~KoK!~ does not understand the manner in which English works with regard to plural nouns and verb conjugation.
Quotation: "Evidence: His grammar and analysis of FeceMan demonstrate a poor-quality intellect."
Statement: Truncating FeceMan's statement by using a pronoun to describe "grammar and analysis" reads as follows:
"Evidence: They demonstrate a poor-quality intellect."
Declaration: The antecedents of "they" in that sentence are "grammar" and "analysis"; the use of the "they" is correct.
Conclusion: Since "they" is plural, the verb "demonstrate" requires a third-person plural conjugation--which is the word "demonstrate" rather than demonstrates.
Corollary: ~KoK!~ should stop posting before he is further embarrassed.
Beat me to it...
That right there, ladies and gentleman, is utter pwnage.
Aug 3rd, 2007 11:50 PM
dadudemon
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: Bacta Tank.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~KoK!~
Yeah, you're wrong. "They" is plural, therefore, the verb must match it's plurality. therefore, Demonstrates .
Conclusion: Stop masturbation so vigorously.
Sorry dude...he is right, perfectly.
And your conclusion is wrong as well..
it should read...
"Statement: Stop masturbating so vigorously."
Conclusion would read
"Conclusion: Your idiocracy is pontentiated by your vigorous masturbation."
Dude, you are hurting yourself.
Anyway...
I am not a HP fan and knew the answers to his questions. I have read all of the books except the last one and I have seen all of the movies. That is the extent of my HP "fanaticism". I only came here because no one was posting in the OTF.
Last edited by dadudemon on Aug 3rd, 2007 at 11:59 PM
Aug 3rd, 2007 11:55 PM
steverules
The doctor
Gender: Male Location: The tardis
quote: (post ) Originally posted by willRules
Well Steve it also says male under your name but that's not true now is it?
yes Will it is true I am male, thats why I have a male name
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Aug 4th, 2007 08:42 AM
Syren
dreaming
Gender: Female Location: every which way but loose
quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
Sorry dude...he is right, perfectly.
And your conclusion is wrong as well..
it should read...
"Statement: Stop masturbating so vigorously."
Conclusion would read
"Conclusion: Your idiocracy is pontentiated by your vigorous masturbation."
Dude, you are hurting yourself.
Anyway...
I am not a HP fan and knew the answers to his questions. I have read all of the books except the last one and I have seen all of the movies. That is the extent of my HP "fanaticism". I only came here because no one was posting in the OTF.
Could you possibly lick his butt any more?
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ThorinWoofer
Aug 5th, 2007 02:52 AM
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Declaration: Trolling Harry Potter fans is easier than trolling Calvinists.
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Aug 5th, 2007 03:32 AM
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