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After which Joseph Mengele gets so depressed after losing his beloved medically engineered gopher that he lets all the prisoners go and leaves for South America to ponder his life over a crystal skull.
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Mien Gott!
It sounds like a seller...!!!
Contact Michael Bay to direct all action scenes immediately. 
Yes! Shiny! Sleek! Fast!
All in 'Too-damned-close-to-the-action-o-vision.'
Big shiny cgi gophers with big tittys......... and BIG explosions!!
The tagline: "You'll believe a gopher can reich...!!!!"
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The Man with the Hat is back... and this time he's killing gophers.
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lol
Part of Indy's adventure could take him to the Caddyshack golf club but 20 odd years before the events of Caddyshack...
Cut to Indy looking out of his chalet's window whilst grumbling "Those lousy rich kids."
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And as he lashes his whip, the other geriatric hero Chevy Chase can go: tenenenenenenenenehh.
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LOL 
Bill Murray could be the new sidekick assisting him in the mass gophercide.
He could play his character in Caddyshack's dad.
"Dont call me JUNIOR....!"
*Bill kills skip load of cgi gophers with special grenade that explodes CGI everywhere.*
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Or Bill could be INdy's other son... Willie's weird kid since she dropped him when he was a baby.
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LOL
Excellent...!!!!
He could be 5 days old but due to the freaky crystal skull radiation getting all in Indy's balls, Murray could be born and then rapidly aged Spock-in-ST III-style, yet with the mind of a sarcastic angry manbaby...!
And Willie being the mother would explain the disposition.
I say Murray'd own that role.
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Damn... fire Koepp. We're better and cheaper!!
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Yeah It would seem so. Employ us, Spielberg! Its the responsible thing to do in a recession due to said cheapness of 2p per movie....!
Heh.
He'll never find it cheaper, than 2 pence per movie, unless he actually pays Koepp his worth next time at 1p per film.)
But his cousin Murray'll be able to get him a better deal...
Well its copyrighted here that we got there first, anyhow.
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Let's sue if they use it.
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Hell we should have had half of law changed specifically to protect the guys from using their own trademarks in the last and any future film.
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So? There's Obama now.
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Hopefully he will allow legislation to come in where test screening audiences of big movies we've been waiting for for like 20 years are allowed to skin the makers of the film alive and dip them in salt if their highly anticipated output is a Bay/Indy IV style piece of excrement.
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Hmm... that would sure do wonders for box office results.
Maybe he could do it along legislation that allows for one week open hunting season for politicians every four years.
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Hell yeah lolz
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That will for sure heighten the quality of democracy: if you did well, you live, if not, you don't.
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Simple yet effective.
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