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ToddianGirl
Rumors are EVIL!
 Gender: Female
Location: Fort Worth Texas, USA |
Pirates of The Caribbean: Arugments
Plot: Everyone argues over stuff there's a lot of screaming, shouting, fighting, kicking etc...
Pirates of The Caribbean: Plotless
Plot: There's no plot everyone does whatever they fell like doing. There's no plot so don't borther looking for one.
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Aug 16th, 2009 01:59 AM |
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That ACDC Chick
All That Noiz
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: Your mom's basement. |
Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack the Stripper
plot: Jakc strips veeeeeeeeeeeeeeery slowly for three hours
cast: Jack and no one else
rated  for sexiness
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Aug 20th, 2009 11:42 AM |
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Tramps Lady
Blaine
 Gender: Female
Location: Jump Street Chapel |
ACDC that'd be FANTASTIC!!! he'd be like a sloth... it takes a sloth a month to walk 1 mile (1.6km) haha
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Aug 23rd, 2009 01:14 AM |
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ibd4eva
Ivebeendepped 4 ever!
 Gender: Female
Location: Decreasing worldsuck |
Nice tidbit of info there, tramps...oh yes that would be nice....
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"Get that out of my face." "It's not in your face, it's in my hand." "Get what's in your hand out of my face." <3 set by yours truly
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Aug 23rd, 2009 06:22 AM |
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willofthewisp
Savvy did my sig
Gender: Female
Location: at the second star to the right |
ACDC, I like the way you think. Of course he's stripping to ACDC's greatest hits, right? For some reason, "Dirty Deeds" keeps going through my head as Jack whirls his shirt over his head and throws it into a crowd of screaming us.
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Aug 23rd, 2009 11:45 AM |
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willofthewisp
Savvy did my sig
Gender: Female
Location: at the second star to the right |
Brat Pack Ideas
POTC 4: St Elmo's Fire
Plot: Everyone is incredibly selfish and cheats on each other while some of them do cocaine.
POTC 4: The Breakfast Club
(Will, Elizabeth, Jack, Barbossa, and James sit in the library)
Elizabeth: (to Barbossa) Would you captain a ship naked for a million dollars?
Barbossa: Is it winter or spring?
Elizabeth: Doesn't matter. Spring.
Barbossa: Sure.
(Meanwhile Jack prepares a sandwich consisting of pixie stix and some kind of puffy chips)
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Aug 23rd, 2009 11:47 AM |
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XanZan
Junior Member
Gender:
Location: United States |
POTC: And the quest for more money
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Aug 25th, 2009 05:00 PM |
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ToddianGirl
Rumors are EVIL!
Gender: Female
Location: Fort Worth Texas, USA |
A scene from POTC4: The Breakfast Club
The ceiling under Jack gives and he falls through.
Jack
(screaming)
Oh bugger!!!
CUT TO:
23. INT. FACILTY BATHROOM - DAY
We see the door to the bathroom. We hear Becket inside.
Becket (OS)
Jesus Christ, almighty!
CUT TO
24. INT. LIBRARY - DAY
Jack walks down the stairs.
Jack
I forgot my pencil...
We hear Becket in the hall.
Becket (OS)
God damnit! What in God's name is
going on in here?
Becket enters.
Becket
What was that ruckus?
James:
Uh, what ruckus?
Becket
I was just in my office and I heard
a ruckus!
Mr. Gibbs
Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
Becket
Watch your tongue man, watch
it!
We see Jack under the table. He sits
up and bangs his head on the table. He groans.
Above the table, James and Lizzie try to take credit
for the noise by making more noise.
Becket:
What is that? What, what is that,
what is that noise?
James:
What noise?
Lizzie:
Really, sir, there wasn't any noise...
Everyone starts faking a coughing fit.
Lizzie:
(flustered)
That noise? Was that the noise you
were talking about?
Becket
No, it wasn't. That was not the
noise I was talking about. Now, I
may not have caught you in the act
this time, but you can bet I will.
Tia laughs at Becket
Becket
You make book on that missy!
(to Lizzie)
And you! I will not be made a fool
of!
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Aug 26th, 2009 12:32 AM |
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Tramps Lady
Blaine
Gender: Female
Location: Jump Street Chapel |
haha. i love that movie!
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Aug 26th, 2009 07:29 AM |
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willofthewisp
Savvy did my sig
Gender: Female
Location: at the second star to the right |
LOL! Great way to throw "Bugger" in there. And I love it was Gibbs who asked for the description of the ruckus. One of the best lines in the whole movie.
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Aug 26th, 2009 08:03 AM |
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ToddianGirl
Rumors are EVIL!
Gender: Female
Location: Fort Worth Texas, USA |
More scenes: Before that
21. INT. LIBRARY - DAY
The rest of the gang are all sitting back in their seats
when Jack and Becket enter. Becket pushes Jack.
Becket:
Get your stuff, let's go!
(to everyone)
Mr. Wiseguy here has taken it upon
himself to go to the gymnasium. I'm
sorry to inform you, you're going to
be without his services for the rest
of the day.
Jack:
(to Becket)
B-O-O H-O-O!
Becket:
Everything's a big joke, huh Sparrow?
The false alarm you pulled, Friday,
false alarms are really funny,
aren't they...What if your home,
what if your family...
(a beat)
...what if your dope was on fire?
Jack:
Impossible, sir...It's in Gibb's
underwear...
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Aug 26th, 2009 09:12 PM |
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Tramps Lady
Blaine
Gender: Female
Location: Jump Street Chapel |
haha. even funnier 
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Aug 27th, 2009 07:46 AM |
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willofthewisp
Savvy did my sig
Gender: Female
Location: at the second star to the right |
Of course it's in Gibbs' underwear!
Jack: Uh, dick? Excuse me. Beckett. Will rum be made available to us?
Will: We're extremely thirsty, sir.
Elizabeth: I have a really low tolerance for dehydration.
Gibbs: I've seen her dehydrate, sir. It's pretty gross.
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Aug 27th, 2009 09:39 AM |
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Tramps Lady
Blaine
Gender: Female
Location: Jump Street Chapel |
haha. thats funny:P
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Aug 28th, 2009 08:23 AM |
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ToddianGirl
Rumors are EVIL!
Gender: Female
Location: Fort Worth Texas, USA |
More Scenes:
2. INT. Lizzie's CAR - DAY
We see Lizzie and her FATHER sitting in their car in the
parking lot.
Lizzie is the prom queen and is clearly a snob.
Lizzie:
I can't believe you can't get me
out of this. I mean it's so absurd
I have to be here on a Saturday!
It's not like I'm a defective or
anything.
Lizzie's Father:
I'll make it up to you. Honey,
ditching class to go shopping
doesn't make you a defective. Have
a good day.
Lizzzie rolls her eyes and gets out of the car and walks
up the school front steps
CUT TO:
3. INT Gibbs CAR - DAY
We are in Gibbs's car. His Wife is there and so is
his daugther. He is sort of a nerd.
Gibbs's Wife:
Is this the first time or the last
time we do this?
Gibbs:
(upset)
Last...
Gibb's Wife
Well get in there and use the time
to your advantage...
Gibbs
Honey, we're not supposed to study; we
just have to sit there and do
nothing.
Gibbs's Wife
Well mister you figure out a way to
study.
Gibbs's daugther:
(annoyingly)
Yeah!
Gibbs's Wife:
Well go!
Gibbs gets out of the car and walks towards the school.
CUT TO:
4. INT. James's CAR - DAY
We see James and his Father . James is clearly a jock;
hes wearing a lettermans jacket with lots of patches
on it.
James's FATHER:
Hey, I screwed around...guys screw
around, there's nothing wrong with
that. Except you got caught, Sport.
James:
Yeah, Mom already reamed me, all right?
James Father:
(angry)
You wanna miss a match? You wanna
blow your ride? Now no school's
gonna give a scholarship to a
discipline case.
James gets out of the car and walks into the school.
CUT TO:
5. EXT. SHERMER PARKING LOT - DAY
We see Jack Sparrow walking towards us. He is wearing
sunglasses. A car is coming towards him but he doesn't
stop walking.
The car slams on its breaks directly in front of him.
Jack gets out of the frame. Out of the car steps
Tia. She is dressed all in black. She steps
forward to look in the car's front window and the car
drives away.
Becket
Well...well. Here we are! I want
to congratulate you for being on
time...
Lizzie raises her hand.
Lizzie:
Excuse me, sir? I think there's
been a mistake. I know it's
detention, but...um...I don't think
I belong in here...
Becket doesn't care. He just continues to talk.
Becket:
It is now seven-oh-six. You have
exactly eight hours and fifty-four
minutes to think about why you're
here. To ponder the error of your
ways...
Jack spits into the air and catches the spit in his
mouth again.
Lizzie looks like she is going to gag.
Becket:
...and you may not talk. You will
not move from these seats.
He glances up at Jack and points at him.
Becket:
...and you...
Becket pulls the chair out from under Jack's feet.
Becket:
...will not sleep. All right people,
we're gonna try something a little
different today. We are going to
write an essay--of no less than a
thousand words--describing to me
who you think you are.
Jack:
Is this a test?
Becket passes out paper and pencils and takes no notice
of Jack
Becket:
And when I say essay...I mean essay.
I do not mean a single word repeated
a thousand times. Is that clear Mr.
Sparrow?
Jack looks up.
Jack:
Crystal...
Becket:
Good. Maybe you'll learn a little
something about yourself. Maybe
you'll even--decide whether or not
you care to return.
Gibbs raises his hand and then stands.
Gibbs:
You know, I can answer that right
now sir...That'd be "No", no for me.
'cause...
Becket:
Sit down Gibbs...
Gibbs
Thank you sir...
He sits.
Becket:
My office...
Becket points.
Becket:
...is right across that hall. Any
monkey business is ill-advised...
He looks around at them.
Becket:
...any questions?
Jack:
Yeah...I got a question.
Becket looks at him suspiciously.
Jack:
Does Barry Manilow know you raid his
wardrobe?
Becket:
I'll give you the answer to that
question, Mr. Sparrow, next Saturday.
Don't mess with the bull young man,
you'll get the horns.
Becket leaves.
Jack:
That man...is a brownie hound...
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Aug 28th, 2009 03:23 PM |
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Tramps Lady
Blaine
Gender: Female
Location: Jump Street Chapel |
haha. thats funny 
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Aug 29th, 2009 12:07 AM |
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willofthewisp
Savvy did my sig
Gender: Female
Location: at the second star to the right |
Lol! I love it. Of course Liz would want her dad to get her out of detention. You should write a parody, Toddian Girl, and post on ff.net! Everyone loves The Breakfast Club so people would just eat it right up.
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Aug 29th, 2009 04:04 AM |
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